If I Had A Million Dollars

Aaaaahhhh aaaaaahhhhhhh
If had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars, I'd buy you a house
I've would buy you a house
And if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Buy you furniture for your house
Maybe a nice Chesterfield or an Otterman
And if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Well I'd buy you K-car
A nice Reliant Automobile
And if I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
I'd build a tree-fort in our yard
If I had a million dollars
You could help
It could'nt be that hard
If I had a million dollars
Maybe we could put a little tiny frigde
In there somewhere
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
I'd buy you a fur coat
But not a real fur coat, that's cruel
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
I'd buy you an exotic pet
Yep, like llama or an emu
And if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Well I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
All them crazy elephant bones
And if I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
We would'nt have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars
We could take a limousine, 'cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars
We would'nt have to eat Kraft dinner
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Well, I'd buy you a green dress
But not a real green dress, that's cruel
And if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Well I'd buy you some art
A Picasso or a Garfunkel
And if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Well, I'd buy you a monkey
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
And if I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
I'd be rich!