Fake Names

[00:08.74] Some of us are sick and tired of our small town
[00:13.29] And some of us wish the PTA would calm down
[00:16.86] And all of us need more than a wind down and a clock out
[00:20.25] I know I could use an alter-ego, ego boost right now
[00:25.38] What do you say, let's get away, have us a holiday?
[00:29.02] All the champagne, none of the shame
[00:31.02] We can blame it on our
[00:33.21] Fake names, I'm Hurricane Hayley
[00:36.65] She's from Alabama and she's batshit crazy
[00:41.46] Mary Jane, she's a pilot in the Navy
[00:44.43] And blacked-out Brittney might puke on your Luccheses
[00:48.52] The hell that we're raisin', hearts that we're breakin'
[00:52.63] Hеy, it ain't a real mistake 'cause wе can blame it on our
[00:57.01] Fake names
[01:01.38] Fake names
[01:04.63] Pedialyte, poppin' bottles in the mornin'
[01:08.94] Elvira went home with the doorman
[01:13.13] And where am I, why is this guy callin' me Rhoda?
[01:17.18] And how the hell did we end up in North Dakota?
[01:20.56] Oh-um
[01:23.39] Fake names, I'm Hurricane Hayley
[01:26.95] She's from Alabama and she's batshit crazy
[01:31.09] Mary Jane, she's a pilot in the Navy
[01:34.87] And blacked-out Brittney might puke on your Luccheses
[01:39.28] The hell that we're raisin', hearts that we're breakin'
[01:42.98] Hey, it ain't a real mistake 'cause we can blame it on our
[01:47.11] Fake names
[01:51.13] Fake names
[01:55.57] Hey, Tawanda, don't you got a brain surgery
[01:58.17] Or something you gotta go to?
[01:59.87] I think you're late
[02:01.81] Ta-what? Oh
[02:04.25] We can blame it on our
[02:05.22] Fake names, I'm Hurricane Hayley
[02:08.97] She's from Alabama and she's batshit crazy
[02:12.91] Mary Jane, she's a pilot in the Navy
[02:16.95] And blacked-out Brittney might puke on your Luccheses
[02:21.08] The hell that we're raisin', hearts that we're breakin'
[02:25.33] Hey, it ain't a real mistake 'cause we can blame it on our
[02:29.50] Fake names
[02:33.35] Fake names
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