Hey Mopo

Hot breeze blowing dust through the air
Gotta stay in, cause it's hell out there
Trying to pass the time away
Parentless here for just today
Sibs all making their own damn fun
Nobody talks to no one

And that's when I saw across the way
A man obsessed with hammering behaving strange
So naturally I thought the best thing to say

Hey Mopo
Whatcha doing out there
Why are you banging that chair

Hey Mopo
You're disturbing my day
In an entertaining way

Hey Mopo
With your village idiot charm
And you shout back at me up in arms

And Grandma's laughing so hard now
But wait till dad finds out

The hairy knuckled backhand found its way to my mouth
Sending my smile on a one way ticket down south
But grandma got a kick outta me
So that must mean
There's a generation gap in the good humor gene on my family tree

And then he marched me down the way
To the man obsessed with hammering behaving strange
And said to me "you know what you'll better say"

Hey Mopo
Whatcha doing out there
Why are you banging that chair

Hey Mopo
You're disturbing my day
In an entertaining way

Hey Mopo
With your village idiot charm
And you shout back at me up in arms

And grandma's laughing so hard now
But wait till dad finds out