Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too [*]
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โฑ๏ธ 3:01 duration
๐ ID: 10547461
๐ Lyrics
If I die and go to hell real soon
It will appear to me as this room
And for eternity, I'd lay in bed
In my boxers, half stoned
With a pillow under my head
I'd be chatting on the interweb
Maggots pray upon the living dead
I had no interest in the things she said
On the phone every day
I'll permanently hit the hay, hey
I called her on the phone and she touched herself
She touched herself
She touched herself
I called her on the phone and she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep
At this rate
I'll be heading for electric chairs
I'm only human with my cross to bear
When she described her underwear
I forgot all the rules my rabbi taught me in the old shul
You're too young to be this empty girl
I'll prepare you for a sick, dark world
Know that you will be my downfall
But I call, and I call, and I call
I called her on the phone and she touched herself
She touched herself
She touched herself
I called her on the phone and she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep
I don't know what I want
I don't know what I want
I don't know what I want
I don't know what I want
I don't know what I want (met you on the internet)
I don't know what I want (then I lied about it)
I don't know what I want (met you on the internet)
I don't know what I want (then I lied about it)
I called her on the phone and she touched herself
She touched herself
She touched herself
I called her on the phone and she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep
(Whoa!)
I called her on the phone and she touched herself (whoa)
She touched herself (whoa)
She touched herself (whoa)
Called her on the phone and she touched herself (whoa)
I laughed myself to sleep
It will appear to me as this room
And for eternity, I'd lay in bed
In my boxers, half stoned
With a pillow under my head
I'd be chatting on the interweb
Maggots pray upon the living dead
I had no interest in the things she said
On the phone every day
I'll permanently hit the hay, hey
I called her on the phone and she touched herself
She touched herself
She touched herself
I called her on the phone and she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep
At this rate
I'll be heading for electric chairs
I'm only human with my cross to bear
When she described her underwear
I forgot all the rules my rabbi taught me in the old shul
You're too young to be this empty girl
I'll prepare you for a sick, dark world
Know that you will be my downfall
But I call, and I call, and I call
I called her on the phone and she touched herself
She touched herself
She touched herself
I called her on the phone and she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep
I don't know what I want
I don't know what I want
I don't know what I want
I don't know what I want
I don't know what I want (met you on the internet)
I don't know what I want (then I lied about it)
I don't know what I want (met you on the internet)
I don't know what I want (then I lied about it)
I called her on the phone and she touched herself
She touched herself
She touched herself
I called her on the phone and she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep
(Whoa!)
I called her on the phone and she touched herself (whoa)
She touched herself (whoa)
She touched herself (whoa)
Called her on the phone and she touched herself (whoa)
I laughed myself to sleep
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:10.74] If I die and go to hell real soon
[00:14.99] It will appear to me as this room
[00:18.89] And for eternity, I'd lay in bed
[00:22.25] In my boxers, half stoned
[00:24.64] With a pillow under my head
[00:27.61] I'd be chatting on the interweb
[00:31.63] Maggots pray upon the living dead
[00:35.76] I had no interest in the things she said
[00:39.15] On the phone every day
[00:41.15] I'll permanently hit the hay, hey
[00:44.00] I called her on the phone and she touched herself
[00:47.96] She touched herself
[00:50.00] She touched herself
[00:52.49] I called her on the phone and she touched herself
[00:56.36] I laughed myself to sleep
[00:59.98] At this rate
[01:01.57] I'll be heading for electric chairs
[01:04.93] I'm only human with my cross to bear
[01:09.32] When she described her underwear
[01:13.07] I forgot all the rules my rabbi taught me in the old shul
[01:18.16] You're too young to be this empty girl
[01:22.04] I'll prepare you for a sick, dark world
[01:26.26] Know that you will be my downfall
[01:29.81] But I call, and I call, and I call
[01:34.36] I called her on the phone and she touched herself
[01:38.28] She touched herself
[01:40.36] She touched herself
[01:42.75] I called her on the phone and she touched herself
[01:46.83] I laughed myself to sleep
[01:51.74] I don't know what I want
[01:56.10] I don't know what I want
[02:00.38] I don't know what I want
[02:04.24] I don't know what I want
[02:08.59] I don't know what I want (met you on the internet)
[02:12.74] I don't know what I want (then I lied about it)
[02:17.08] I don't know what I want (met you on the internet)
[02:21.41] I don't know what I want (then I lied about it)
[02:24.76] I called her on the phone and she touched herself
[02:29.05] She touched herself
[02:31.17] She touched herself
[02:33.22] I called her on the phone and she touched herself
[02:37.35] I laughed myself to sleep
[02:41.23] (Whoa!)
[02:41.62] I called her on the phone and she touched herself (whoa)
[02:45.84] She touched herself (whoa)
[02:47.91] She touched herself (whoa)
[02:50.30] Called her on the phone and she touched herself (whoa)
[02:54.31] I laughed myself to sleep
[02:58.62]
[00:14.99] It will appear to me as this room
[00:18.89] And for eternity, I'd lay in bed
[00:22.25] In my boxers, half stoned
[00:24.64] With a pillow under my head
[00:27.61] I'd be chatting on the interweb
[00:31.63] Maggots pray upon the living dead
[00:35.76] I had no interest in the things she said
[00:39.15] On the phone every day
[00:41.15] I'll permanently hit the hay, hey
[00:44.00] I called her on the phone and she touched herself
[00:47.96] She touched herself
[00:50.00] She touched herself
[00:52.49] I called her on the phone and she touched herself
[00:56.36] I laughed myself to sleep
[00:59.98] At this rate
[01:01.57] I'll be heading for electric chairs
[01:04.93] I'm only human with my cross to bear
[01:09.32] When she described her underwear
[01:13.07] I forgot all the rules my rabbi taught me in the old shul
[01:18.16] You're too young to be this empty girl
[01:22.04] I'll prepare you for a sick, dark world
[01:26.26] Know that you will be my downfall
[01:29.81] But I call, and I call, and I call
[01:34.36] I called her on the phone and she touched herself
[01:38.28] She touched herself
[01:40.36] She touched herself
[01:42.75] I called her on the phone and she touched herself
[01:46.83] I laughed myself to sleep
[01:51.74] I don't know what I want
[01:56.10] I don't know what I want
[02:00.38] I don't know what I want
[02:04.24] I don't know what I want
[02:08.59] I don't know what I want (met you on the internet)
[02:12.74] I don't know what I want (then I lied about it)
[02:17.08] I don't know what I want (met you on the internet)
[02:21.41] I don't know what I want (then I lied about it)
[02:24.76] I called her on the phone and she touched herself
[02:29.05] She touched herself
[02:31.17] She touched herself
[02:33.22] I called her on the phone and she touched herself
[02:37.35] I laughed myself to sleep
[02:41.23] (Whoa!)
[02:41.62] I called her on the phone and she touched herself (whoa)
[02:45.84] She touched herself (whoa)
[02:47.91] She touched herself (whoa)
[02:50.30] Called her on the phone and she touched herself (whoa)
[02:54.31] I laughed myself to sleep
[02:58.62]