Sunday Night Jeopardy

I met the man who killed John Lennon and he told me
Never go to France and do fake acid
He told me not to kiss brown haired boys or green eyed girls
He told me we can make out via postcard
Merry Christmas is a poor excuse for Shoemaker
He told me not to write a song about him
He told me Glass Onion was about him
And Purple Haze too

Thank god for sunday night Jeopardy for keeping me honest
John Steinbeck was a liar