Will Smith Slap Rap

It was a G.I. Jane joke
Keep my wife's name out ya fuckin' mouth
Wow (oh that's fresh)
Wow, Will Smith just smacked the shit out of me
Don't mention alopecia or I will beat ya up in this theatre

Fuckin' it up at the Oscars, givin' y'all scars
If you talk that blah, blah, blah (wow dude)
Talkin' shit about my wife, gonna end up in a fight
And I'll stab you with a knife, that's right (wow)

If you mention that fresh prince queen
I'll punch you in the cheek, just so everyone can see (okay)
That nobody fucks with me, unless they fuck my wife
That's okay with me
You can steal my car, you can eat my food
You can kill my dog, you can crash my cool
You can eat my cat, you can punch my face
But if you make a joke about G.I. Jane?

I will slap your face, I will slap your face
I will slap your face, I will slap your face
I will slap your face, I will slap your face
I will slap (greatest night in the history of television)

Fuckin' it up at the Oscars, hit the bar off car
I'll only leave in a cop car, y'all bitchin' 'cause I'm king Richie
Venus and Serena should've seen how I've been hitting
Wife beckoned, didn't like to mention
I'mma show academy that I'm a fucking legend
Hand cocks back, with his hand cocked back
If you are a man with a cock, hit my wife back

Well rushin' on the stage like a man on a mission
Got the night lookin' like a Russian slapping competition
Got Chris with the right hand, shit felt loaded
Swear to God, I thought I heard commentary from Joe Rogan
Will Smith obviously crying 'cause he bustin' lips
Standin' up for Jada
Hope they gotcha lettin' bustin' it
But if not, it gon' be fine, in the mean time