Whoretown

Well, there's a place where we all go
We discovered a long ago
Where boobies, and booze, and fun can all be found

It's just like a land of make-believe
What happens there it will never leave (?)
It's like a fairy tale kingdom all [beats] (?) for Southern ground
Whoretown

Well, the ___ (?) as far as the eye can see
The paradise stay is totally free
Except your room, and your food,
and your booze, and your gas to get down
All you need to bring is your ting-a-ling
Find what you want and fuck anything:
Brunette, blond, red – it's like a fine vagina fairground
Whoretown

There's a bikini for your weenie
All you gotta do is pick you out one
Or even two, or three, or four and more
They all just want them someone to have fun
They never argue, never bust up a fight and never get mad at all
They're always happy, and they're horny
They're are just glad you're there to help them all have a ball
They're all georgeous and they all hate wearing clothes
They are cooperating, anything goes
Your experience there will leave you speachless and spellbound
It's like a magical place out of your wildest dreams
It'll beat all you've ever seen
So come on and take a ride on the perfect pussy-merry-go-round
Whoretown

Well, all good things must come to an end
Don't fear next year we'll be back again
Goodbye lovely ladies, we'll see you when we come back around
So if you've never been before just
pack your pecker and climb on the board
And buddy we'll take you where all the
pretty bithces pull their britches all down
Whoretown
Whoretown
We're bound for whoretown