Herro

[00:06.07] Herro
[00:08.53] I'm Chinese
[00:11.56] I was wondering if you would like some beef with broccoli
[00:17.90] I come over
[00:20.57] From Beijing
[00:23.23] I play ping pong and pray to Buddha
[00:27.16] And say ching chong chong ching
[00:30.56] Herro
[00:33.11] You want Sake
[00:35.50] Or you want California dragon roll with ginger and wasabi
[00:41.83] If you are hungry
[00:45.32] Call me
[00:47.57] I get you table in my restaurant
[00:51.42] With free fortune cookie
[00:53.83] There's a small difference
[00:57.64] Between lunch and dinner price
[01:06.83] Herro from the far east side
[01:12.89] Our wall goes for a thousand miles
[01:18.29] Our children make Nikes
[01:21.99] And sing Christmas songs
[01:24.16] And Kim Jong Un leads us
[01:28.06] We dream of his dong
[01:31.33] Herro from the far east side
[01:37.04] I like eggrolls, I cannot lie
[01:42.54] I sell you Calamari with some pepper and salt
[01:48.32] Little House on the Prairie, my favorite show
[01:54.47] In the world
[02:01.48] Herro
[02:04.20] How are you?
[02:07.04] It's so typical of me to talk about soy sauce, I sorry
[02:13.50] I don't feel to well
[02:18.97] Ever since I ate that orange chicken I can't take a crap
[02:25.36] Ancient secret
[02:28.27] Of the orange sauce
[02:31.68] Mix cum with clementine
[02:37.73] So herro from the far east side
[02:43.70] I also selling child brides
[02:49.33] I sell you my daughter for 20 Remninbi
[02:55.30] That's like 100 dollar
[02:58.92] She hardly ever cries
[03:02.43] Herro from the Laos side
[03:08.04] My people have Laosian pride
[03:13.54] We killed two million thousand in 1969
[03:19.51] And the one's we didn't kill
[03:23.26] We made go sit outside
[03:25.68] On the floor
[03:27.46] Uh, one, two, three
[03:29.79] South Korea don't got shit on me
[03:32.77] I from the hood
[03:34.25] I rap real good
[03:35.88] Nuclear war?
[03:37.24] I wish a bitch would
[03:39.42] Rewind and listen again
[03:41.72] I get mad pussy
[03:43.28] You kiss men
[03:44.87] Please leave message when you call
[03:47.94] Stupid Mongolians breaking my wall
[03:50.96] Herro from the far east side
[03:56.55] I sometimes blow another guy
[04:02.14] I still use Compuserve, Windows 3.1
[04:08.20] And I love Filipinos
[04:11.96] But I don't like Taiwan
[04:15.11] Herro from the far east side
[04:20.97] I chilling on a water slide
[04:26.63] I do your dry cleaning at the Dry Cleaner Mart
[04:32.68] And I know math and science
[04:36.21] Because Asians are smart
[04:38.44] Benihana
[04:41.03] Is good
[04:45.51] Herro
[04:46.36] Oh shit, the song's over
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