Car Phone!

Yes I am, I'm a very busy man
My words flows forth with or without line of LAN
Mile after Mile with my trusty steed at hand
My carphone, My carphone

Driving, Speaking, Simultaneously
This should be illegal, For everyone but me
Meet my wife, My child, And most importantly
My carphone, My carphone
Calling anyone, Anyone I want
When I'm on my carphone, My carphone
I can call anyone I want

Who else can go for some donuts right about now?
Let's call the guys and get donuts
Every single night (Yeah)
Every single night, Donuts

If you think I'm from the future, That's okay with me
I'm just a man with lots to say, So listen carefully
Cause two dollars a minute has me speaking cryptically

On my carphone, My carphone

Calling anyone, Anyone I want
When I'm on my carphone, My carphone

I can call anyone I want
When I'm on my carphone, My carphone
Calling anyone, Anyone I want
When I'm on my carphone, My carphone
I can call anyone I want

(Hello)

Hey I'm on my carphone!
(Me too!)
(Dad I really got to pee.)
Not right now son
Did you catch the game last night?
(No, I was on my carphone.)
(I really got to pee!)
Son, I'm this close, I'm this close to spanking you right now
(I can't hold it!)
SON!
(Definitely not tonight.)
(I got a ridiculous amount of homework to do.)
What, Is that?
But i can call anyone I want
When I'm on my Carphone