Beelz
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โฑ๏ธ 2:54 duration
๐ ID: 10606874
๐ Lyrics
I figured, since I wrote a song about, you know, God and Jesus and all that, I would have to give the opposition equal time.
(menacing voice)
Ever since first man has walked this Earth I have been here,
To whisper seeds of doubt and evil thoughts into his ear.
I am the Beast, the outcast angel, fallen from on high.
I go by many names, by there is one you can't deny:
(upbeat, flamboyant voice)
My name is Satan!
Hi, everybody!
Ahh, let me tell you a little about myself...
My friends all call me old scratch, and I am a Capricorn.
My turn-ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn.
I've got little devil horns, and a little goatee,
And little devil eyes to help a little devil see,
And little cloven hoofs to make it kinda hard to ski,
I'm Satan!
Woo hoo!
Mephistopheles for some, I dunno...
My real name is Beelzebub, but you can call me Beelz.
I love to watch Fox news and then go club some baby seals.
Then I'll take a bubble bath and drink a Zinfandel,
Try to wash off that baby seal smell,
And then I'll make a toast to me:
Hey, here's to my hell... ... ... th.
My name is Satan!
Ah haa!
To carry on evil ways, I went and had a son,
And now he makes his living as a singing comedian...
I'm in every Zeppelin album,
I'm in all Rush Limbaugh's rants,
I'm the reason that the Boston Red Sox even had a chance.
And if I want to eat your soul, I'll just throw it on a griddle,
Don't need to make a deal, I don't need to tell a riddle,
And fuck Charlie Daniels, I don't care if he can fiddle,
I'm Satan.
(Charlie Daniels impersonation)
Devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal...
(upbeat, flamboyant voice)
This is fucking bullshit, because I would not be caught dead in... Georgia! OK? It's like, oh my gawd!
Six, six, six!
Satan!
... Look. That's just how I picture him. You fuckin' think of whatever you want.
(menacing voice)
Ever since first man has walked this Earth I have been here,
To whisper seeds of doubt and evil thoughts into his ear.
I am the Beast, the outcast angel, fallen from on high.
I go by many names, by there is one you can't deny:
(upbeat, flamboyant voice)
My name is Satan!
Hi, everybody!
Ahh, let me tell you a little about myself...
My friends all call me old scratch, and I am a Capricorn.
My turn-ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn.
I've got little devil horns, and a little goatee,
And little devil eyes to help a little devil see,
And little cloven hoofs to make it kinda hard to ski,
I'm Satan!
Woo hoo!
Mephistopheles for some, I dunno...
My real name is Beelzebub, but you can call me Beelz.
I love to watch Fox news and then go club some baby seals.
Then I'll take a bubble bath and drink a Zinfandel,
Try to wash off that baby seal smell,
And then I'll make a toast to me:
Hey, here's to my hell... ... ... th.
My name is Satan!
Ah haa!
To carry on evil ways, I went and had a son,
And now he makes his living as a singing comedian...
I'm in every Zeppelin album,
I'm in all Rush Limbaugh's rants,
I'm the reason that the Boston Red Sox even had a chance.
And if I want to eat your soul, I'll just throw it on a griddle,
Don't need to make a deal, I don't need to tell a riddle,
And fuck Charlie Daniels, I don't care if he can fiddle,
I'm Satan.
(Charlie Daniels impersonation)
Devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal...
(upbeat, flamboyant voice)
This is fucking bullshit, because I would not be caught dead in... Georgia! OK? It's like, oh my gawd!
Six, six, six!
Satan!
... Look. That's just how I picture him. You fuckin' think of whatever you want.
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:01.97] I figured, since I wrote a song about, you know, God and Jesus and all that, I would have to give the opposition equal time.
[00:12.75] (menacing voice)
[00:16.06]
[00:20.74] Ever since first man has walked this Earth I have been here,
[00:24.71] To whisper seeds of doubt and evil thoughts into his ear.
[00:28.55] I am the Beast, the outcast angel, fallen from on high.
[00:32.50] I go by many names, by there is one you can't deny:
[00:35.78] (upbeat, flamboyant voice)
[00:36.16] My name is Satan!
[00:38.70]
[00:42.18] Hi, everybody!
[00:45.04] Ahh, let me tell you a little about myself...
[00:48.51]
[00:52.98] My friends all call me old scratch, and I am a Capricorn.
[00:57.32] My turn-ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn.
[01:02.65] I've got little devil horns, and a little goatee,
[01:04.76] And little devil eyes to help a little devil see,
[01:06.41] And little cloven hoofs to make it kinda hard to ski,
[01:08.45] I'm Satan!
[01:11.65] Woo hoo!
[01:13.93] Mephistopheles for some, I dunno...
[01:17.88] My real name is Beelzebub, but you can call me Beelz.
[01:20.84] I love to watch Fox news and then go club some baby seals.
[01:26.29] Then I'll take a bubble bath and drink a Zinfandel,
[01:28.32] Try to wash off that baby seal smell,
[01:30.14] And then I'll make a toast to me:
[01:32.68] Hey, here's to my hell... ... ... th.
[01:40.45] My name is Satan!
[01:42.63] Ah haa!
[01:45.93] To carry on evil ways, I went and had a son,
[01:49.48] And now he makes his living as a singing comedian...
[01:54.25]
[01:57.75] I'm in every Zeppelin album,
[02:00.15] I'm in all Rush Limbaugh's rants,
[02:01.57] I'm the reason that the Boston Red Sox even had a chance.
[02:06.32] And if I want to eat your soul, I'll just throw it on a griddle,
[02:09.49]
[02:13.01] Don't need to make a deal, I don't need to tell a riddle,
[02:14.61] And fuck Charlie Daniels, I don't care if he can fiddle,
[02:16.44] I'm Satan.
[02:17.46] (Charlie Daniels impersonation)
[02:18.32] Devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal...
[02:20.93] (upbeat, flamboyant voice)
[02:21.53] This is fucking bullshit, because I would not be caught dead in... Georgia! OK? It's like, oh my gawd!
[02:28.71] Six, six, six!
[02:31.44]
[02:34.37] Satan!
[02:36.69]
[02:39.02] ... Look. That's just how I picture him. You fuckin' think of whatever you want.
[02:46.68]
[00:12.75] (menacing voice)
[00:16.06]
[00:20.74] Ever since first man has walked this Earth I have been here,
[00:24.71] To whisper seeds of doubt and evil thoughts into his ear.
[00:28.55] I am the Beast, the outcast angel, fallen from on high.
[00:32.50] I go by many names, by there is one you can't deny:
[00:35.78] (upbeat, flamboyant voice)
[00:36.16] My name is Satan!
[00:38.70]
[00:42.18] Hi, everybody!
[00:45.04] Ahh, let me tell you a little about myself...
[00:48.51]
[00:52.98] My friends all call me old scratch, and I am a Capricorn.
[00:57.32] My turn-ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn.
[01:02.65] I've got little devil horns, and a little goatee,
[01:04.76] And little devil eyes to help a little devil see,
[01:06.41] And little cloven hoofs to make it kinda hard to ski,
[01:08.45] I'm Satan!
[01:11.65] Woo hoo!
[01:13.93] Mephistopheles for some, I dunno...
[01:17.88] My real name is Beelzebub, but you can call me Beelz.
[01:20.84] I love to watch Fox news and then go club some baby seals.
[01:26.29] Then I'll take a bubble bath and drink a Zinfandel,
[01:28.32] Try to wash off that baby seal smell,
[01:30.14] And then I'll make a toast to me:
[01:32.68] Hey, here's to my hell... ... ... th.
[01:40.45] My name is Satan!
[01:42.63] Ah haa!
[01:45.93] To carry on evil ways, I went and had a son,
[01:49.48] And now he makes his living as a singing comedian...
[01:54.25]
[01:57.75] I'm in every Zeppelin album,
[02:00.15] I'm in all Rush Limbaugh's rants,
[02:01.57] I'm the reason that the Boston Red Sox even had a chance.
[02:06.32] And if I want to eat your soul, I'll just throw it on a griddle,
[02:09.49]
[02:13.01] Don't need to make a deal, I don't need to tell a riddle,
[02:14.61] And fuck Charlie Daniels, I don't care if he can fiddle,
[02:16.44] I'm Satan.
[02:17.46] (Charlie Daniels impersonation)
[02:18.32] Devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal...
[02:20.93] (upbeat, flamboyant voice)
[02:21.53] This is fucking bullshit, because I would not be caught dead in... Georgia! OK? It's like, oh my gawd!
[02:28.71] Six, six, six!
[02:31.44]
[02:34.37] Satan!
[02:36.69]
[02:39.02] ... Look. That's just how I picture him. You fuckin' think of whatever you want.
[02:46.68]