Game Launch Rock! (Album Version) [feat. Dodger]
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โฑ๏ธ 1:35 duration
๐ ID: 10610605
๐ Lyrics
Back in the 90's when you bought a new system,
It was basically ready to go!
But those days are gone by, so buddy, don't be that guy
You wanna be the first in line, but I say no, no, no, no, no!
They won't have near enough games, no matter how great they seem,
It takes at least a year or two before they're runnin' full steam,
Yes it's a dirty little trick, so you gotta be staunch, kid:
Don't ever buy a console at launch,
I'm bein' serious!
Do not ever buy a console at launch!
But the video game companies promise all these great games and features within the first year!
Sure, just like presidential candidates. They'll say anything to get your vote, the way game companies just want you to buy their console!
Didn't you want a new Wii U?
More like Pee-Yew!
PS4?
Oh, give me more!
Xbox One?!
Ouya?
Uhh... what?
The OS'll be a mess, so you gotta be staunch,
Kid, don't ever buy a console at launch, now sing it with me
Do not ever buy a console at launch!
That's right!
And even if they release a picture perfect device,
You know that 6-to-12 months later they'll be droppin' the price!
Ain't that some crap? It's a trap, so you gotta be staunch, child,
Don't ever buy a console at launch
(Or Apple product)
But don't ever, never, never buy a modern gaming console at launch,
Don't try it, don't you buy that console at launch!
Yeah!
It was basically ready to go!
But those days are gone by, so buddy, don't be that guy
You wanna be the first in line, but I say no, no, no, no, no!
They won't have near enough games, no matter how great they seem,
It takes at least a year or two before they're runnin' full steam,
Yes it's a dirty little trick, so you gotta be staunch, kid:
Don't ever buy a console at launch,
I'm bein' serious!
Do not ever buy a console at launch!
But the video game companies promise all these great games and features within the first year!
Sure, just like presidential candidates. They'll say anything to get your vote, the way game companies just want you to buy their console!
Didn't you want a new Wii U?
More like Pee-Yew!
PS4?
Oh, give me more!
Xbox One?!
Ouya?
Uhh... what?
The OS'll be a mess, so you gotta be staunch,
Kid, don't ever buy a console at launch, now sing it with me
Do not ever buy a console at launch!
That's right!
And even if they release a picture perfect device,
You know that 6-to-12 months later they'll be droppin' the price!
Ain't that some crap? It's a trap, so you gotta be staunch, child,
Don't ever buy a console at launch
(Or Apple product)
But don't ever, never, never buy a modern gaming console at launch,
Don't try it, don't you buy that console at launch!
Yeah!
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:07.32] Back in the 90's when you bought a new system,
[00:09.12] It was basically ready to go!
[00:14.60] But those days are gone by, so buddy, don't be that guy
[00:18.29] You wanna be the first in line, but I say no, no, no, no, no!
[00:21.96] They won't have near enough games, no matter how great they seem,
[00:25.56] It takes at least a year or two before they're runnin' full steam,
[00:29.24] Yes it's a dirty little trick, so you gotta be staunch, kid:
[00:33.71] Don't ever buy a console at launch,
[00:35.57] I'm bein' serious!
[00:36.41] Do not ever buy a console at launch!
[00:40.12] But the video game companies promise all these great games and features within the first year!
[00:44.64] Sure, just like presidential candidates. They'll say anything to get your vote, the way game companies just want you to buy their console!
[00:50.14] Didn't you want a new Wii U?
[00:51.91] More like Pee-Yew!
[00:52.85] PS4?
[00:53.78] Oh, give me more!
[00:54.63] Xbox One?!
[00:56.56] Ouya?
[00:57.45] Uhh... what?
[00:58.39] The OS'll be a mess, so you gotta be staunch,
[01:01.92] Kid, don't ever buy a console at launch, now sing it with me
[01:04.76] Do not ever buy a console at launch!
[01:08.37] That's right!
[01:09.26] And even if they release a picture perfect device,
[01:12.86] You know that 6-to-12 months later they'll be droppin' the price!
[01:16.50] Ain't that some crap? It's a trap, so you gotta be staunch, child,
[01:20.17] Don't ever buy a console at launch
[01:22.83] (Or Apple product)
[01:23.80] But don't ever, never, never buy a modern gaming console at launch,
[01:28.37] Don't try it, don't you buy that console at launch!
[01:30.15] Yeah!
[01:32.32]
[00:09.12] It was basically ready to go!
[00:14.60] But those days are gone by, so buddy, don't be that guy
[00:18.29] You wanna be the first in line, but I say no, no, no, no, no!
[00:21.96] They won't have near enough games, no matter how great they seem,
[00:25.56] It takes at least a year or two before they're runnin' full steam,
[00:29.24] Yes it's a dirty little trick, so you gotta be staunch, kid:
[00:33.71] Don't ever buy a console at launch,
[00:35.57] I'm bein' serious!
[00:36.41] Do not ever buy a console at launch!
[00:40.12] But the video game companies promise all these great games and features within the first year!
[00:44.64] Sure, just like presidential candidates. They'll say anything to get your vote, the way game companies just want you to buy their console!
[00:50.14] Didn't you want a new Wii U?
[00:51.91] More like Pee-Yew!
[00:52.85] PS4?
[00:53.78] Oh, give me more!
[00:54.63] Xbox One?!
[00:56.56] Ouya?
[00:57.45] Uhh... what?
[00:58.39] The OS'll be a mess, so you gotta be staunch,
[01:01.92] Kid, don't ever buy a console at launch, now sing it with me
[01:04.76] Do not ever buy a console at launch!
[01:08.37] That's right!
[01:09.26] And even if they release a picture perfect device,
[01:12.86] You know that 6-to-12 months later they'll be droppin' the price!
[01:16.50] Ain't that some crap? It's a trap, so you gotta be staunch, child,
[01:20.17] Don't ever buy a console at launch
[01:22.83] (Or Apple product)
[01:23.80] But don't ever, never, never buy a modern gaming console at launch,
[01:28.37] Don't try it, don't you buy that console at launch!
[01:30.15] Yeah!
[01:32.32]