Poop in My Fingernails
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โฑ๏ธ 1:47 duration
๐ ID: 10617479
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You know, I wipe really hard
And my toilet paper is weak
Sometimes I break right through and my fingernail is rubbing
Up against my poopy butt-cheek
And I am completely unaware
Of what's goin' on down there
Until I pull my finger out of my butt and I stare at
Poop in my fingernails
Poop in my fingernails
Poop, poop, poop in my fingernails
Poop in my fingernails
Poop in my fingernails
Poop in my fingernails
When the toilet paper breaks
There is nothing left standing in between
Poop and your fingernails
And you're never truly gonna get it completely clean
Poop in my fingernails
Poop in my fingernails
Everytime I try to clean it up I fail
Never ever, ever, ever gonna win
Because the fecal matter is hiding deep down where the nail meets the skin
In my fingernails poop in my fingernails
Tried the clipper, tried the brush
Scrub a dub, scrub a dub-dub
But you're only going to get so much
When the toilet paper breaks
There's nothing left standing in between
Poop and your fingernails
And you're never truly gonna get them completely clean
If you want the cleanliness of your fingernails to improve
Go down to the nail salon and ask them if they'll remove
Every one of your fingernails
I know, I know it might seem extreme
But I'm tellin' you that's the only way that
They're ever gonna be completely clean
And my toilet paper is weak
Sometimes I break right through and my fingernail is rubbing
Up against my poopy butt-cheek
And I am completely unaware
Of what's goin' on down there
Until I pull my finger out of my butt and I stare at
Poop in my fingernails
Poop in my fingernails
Poop, poop, poop in my fingernails
Poop in my fingernails
Poop in my fingernails
Poop in my fingernails
When the toilet paper breaks
There is nothing left standing in between
Poop and your fingernails
And you're never truly gonna get it completely clean
Poop in my fingernails
Poop in my fingernails
Everytime I try to clean it up I fail
Never ever, ever, ever gonna win
Because the fecal matter is hiding deep down where the nail meets the skin
In my fingernails poop in my fingernails
Tried the clipper, tried the brush
Scrub a dub, scrub a dub-dub
But you're only going to get so much
When the toilet paper breaks
There's nothing left standing in between
Poop and your fingernails
And you're never truly gonna get them completely clean
If you want the cleanliness of your fingernails to improve
Go down to the nail salon and ask them if they'll remove
Every one of your fingernails
I know, I know it might seem extreme
But I'm tellin' you that's the only way that
They're ever gonna be completely clean
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:01.48] You know, I wipe really hard
[00:04.47] And my toilet paper is weak
[00:06.84] Sometimes I break right through and my fingernail is rubbing
[00:10.86] Up against my poopy butt-cheek
[00:13.35] And I am completely unaware
[00:15.74] Of what's goin' on down there
[00:18.40] Until I pull my finger out of my butt and I stare at
[00:23.86] Poop in my fingernails
[00:25.41] Poop in my fingernails
[00:26.87] Poop, poop, poop in my fingernails
[00:29.83] Poop in my fingernails
[00:31.48] Poop in my fingernails
[00:32.72] Poop in my fingernails
[00:35.94] When the toilet paper breaks
[00:38.13] There is nothing left standing in between
[00:41.11] Poop and your fingernails
[00:43.86] And you're never truly gonna get it completely clean
[00:46.86] Poop in my fingernails
[00:48.15] Poop in my fingernails
[00:49.71] Everytime I try to clean it up I fail
[00:52.77] Never ever, ever, ever gonna win
[00:54.92] Because the fecal matter is hiding deep down where the nail meets the skin
[00:59.09] In my fingernails poop in my fingernails
[01:01.63] Tried the clipper, tried the brush
[01:04.32] Scrub a dub, scrub a dub-dub
[01:07.07] But you're only going to get so much
[01:10.29] When the toilet paper breaks
[01:12.60] There's nothing left standing in between
[01:16.11] Poop and your fingernails
[01:18.32] And you're never truly gonna get them completely clean
[01:22.32] If you want the cleanliness of your fingernails to improve
[01:27.70] Go down to the nail salon and ask them if they'll remove
[01:33.49] Every one of your fingernails
[01:36.16] I know, I know it might seem extreme
[01:38.86] But I'm tellin' you that's the only way that
[01:42.44] They're ever gonna be completely clean
[01:46.52]
[00:04.47] And my toilet paper is weak
[00:06.84] Sometimes I break right through and my fingernail is rubbing
[00:10.86] Up against my poopy butt-cheek
[00:13.35] And I am completely unaware
[00:15.74] Of what's goin' on down there
[00:18.40] Until I pull my finger out of my butt and I stare at
[00:23.86] Poop in my fingernails
[00:25.41] Poop in my fingernails
[00:26.87] Poop, poop, poop in my fingernails
[00:29.83] Poop in my fingernails
[00:31.48] Poop in my fingernails
[00:32.72] Poop in my fingernails
[00:35.94] When the toilet paper breaks
[00:38.13] There is nothing left standing in between
[00:41.11] Poop and your fingernails
[00:43.86] And you're never truly gonna get it completely clean
[00:46.86] Poop in my fingernails
[00:48.15] Poop in my fingernails
[00:49.71] Everytime I try to clean it up I fail
[00:52.77] Never ever, ever, ever gonna win
[00:54.92] Because the fecal matter is hiding deep down where the nail meets the skin
[00:59.09] In my fingernails poop in my fingernails
[01:01.63] Tried the clipper, tried the brush
[01:04.32] Scrub a dub, scrub a dub-dub
[01:07.07] But you're only going to get so much
[01:10.29] When the toilet paper breaks
[01:12.60] There's nothing left standing in between
[01:16.11] Poop and your fingernails
[01:18.32] And you're never truly gonna get them completely clean
[01:22.32] If you want the cleanliness of your fingernails to improve
[01:27.70] Go down to the nail salon and ask them if they'll remove
[01:33.49] Every one of your fingernails
[01:36.16] I know, I know it might seem extreme
[01:38.86] But I'm tellin' you that's the only way that
[01:42.44] They're ever gonna be completely clean
[01:46.52]