Waffle Stomp
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โฑ๏ธ 3:42 duration
๐ ID: 10629301
๐ Lyrics
The terminally bored
Sit around with nothin' to do
They say work is hell,
Heaven knows it just ain't true
Well you can punch out your boss
Get fired from your job
Collect unemployment
For your own enjoyment
Take out the trash
Come down with a rash
Pick up disease
Have doughnuts and coffee
With Colonel Khadafi
Write a new novel
That's perfectly awful
Buy some new work boots
Stomp on a waffle or two
Take a long overdue vacation
Book yourself on a flight to the moon
Volunteer for a brain operation
Don't let nobody tell you that there's nothin' to do
Well you can jump off a roof
Pretend you can fly
Maybe you'll bounce
Maybe you'll die
Maybe you'll splat
And flap until that
Well, you can practice your bongo
Go to the Congo
Get lost on safari
Ask "Where the hell are we?"
Speak in Swahili
They tell me that a lot of them do
Talk on the phone
Call up the coast
Call up collect
Dial direct
Reverse the charges
If they accept, they're home
Or, you can go overseas
Speak Japanese
Buy a new Sony
They make great TV's
Do the Watusi
Watch "I Love Lucy" too
But don't let nobody tell you that there's nothin' to do
Well, well, well, well, well, well
Don't let nobody tell you that there's nothin' to do
Sit around with nothin' to do
They say work is hell,
Heaven knows it just ain't true
Well you can punch out your boss
Get fired from your job
Collect unemployment
For your own enjoyment
Take out the trash
Come down with a rash
Pick up disease
Have doughnuts and coffee
With Colonel Khadafi
Write a new novel
That's perfectly awful
Buy some new work boots
Stomp on a waffle or two
Take a long overdue vacation
Book yourself on a flight to the moon
Volunteer for a brain operation
Don't let nobody tell you that there's nothin' to do
Well you can jump off a roof
Pretend you can fly
Maybe you'll bounce
Maybe you'll die
Maybe you'll splat
And flap until that
Well, you can practice your bongo
Go to the Congo
Get lost on safari
Ask "Where the hell are we?"
Speak in Swahili
They tell me that a lot of them do
Talk on the phone
Call up the coast
Call up collect
Dial direct
Reverse the charges
If they accept, they're home
Or, you can go overseas
Speak Japanese
Buy a new Sony
They make great TV's
Do the Watusi
Watch "I Love Lucy" too
But don't let nobody tell you that there's nothin' to do
Well, well, well, well, well, well
Don't let nobody tell you that there's nothin' to do
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:16.54] The terminally bored
[00:18.74] Sit around with nothin' to do
[00:24.64] They say work is hell,
[00:27.04] Heaven knows it just ain't true
[00:32.58] Well you can punch out your boss
[00:34.85] Get fired from your job
[00:37.01] Collect unemployment
[00:39.17] For your own enjoyment
[00:41.12] Take out the trash
[00:43.12] Come down with a rash
[00:45.24] Pick up disease
[00:49.16] Have doughnuts and coffee
[00:51.37] With Colonel Khadafi
[00:53.69] Write a new novel
[00:55.48] That's perfectly awful
[00:57.52] Buy some new work boots
[00:59.42] Stomp on a waffle or two
[01:05.18] Take a long overdue vacation
[01:09.29] Book yourself on a flight to the moon
[01:13.31] Volunteer for a brain operation
[01:21.70] Don't let nobody tell you that there's nothin' to do
[01:38.76] Well you can jump off a roof
[01:41.03] Pretend you can fly
[01:43.26] Maybe you'll bounce
[01:45.22] Maybe you'll die
[01:47.45] Maybe you'll splat
[01:49.35] And flap until that
[01:54.78] Well, you can practice your bongo
[01:57.37] Go to the Congo
[01:59.46] Get lost on safari
[02:01.57] Ask "Where the hell are we?"
[02:03.66] Speak in Swahili
[02:05.62] They tell me that a lot of them do
[02:27.71] Talk on the phone
[02:30.25] Call up the coast
[02:32.34] Call up collect
[02:34.38] Dial direct
[02:36.36] Reverse the charges
[02:38.49] If they accept, they're home
[02:43.22] Or, you can go overseas
[02:46.48] Speak Japanese
[02:48.63] Buy a new Sony
[02:50.58] They make great TV's
[02:52.65] Do the Watusi
[02:54.73] Watch "I Love Lucy" too
[03:16.67] But don't let nobody tell you that there's nothin' to do
[03:22.97] Well, well, well, well, well, well
[03:25.15] Don't let nobody tell you that there's nothin' to do
[03:33.76]
[00:18.74] Sit around with nothin' to do
[00:24.64] They say work is hell,
[00:27.04] Heaven knows it just ain't true
[00:32.58] Well you can punch out your boss
[00:34.85] Get fired from your job
[00:37.01] Collect unemployment
[00:39.17] For your own enjoyment
[00:41.12] Take out the trash
[00:43.12] Come down with a rash
[00:45.24] Pick up disease
[00:49.16] Have doughnuts and coffee
[00:51.37] With Colonel Khadafi
[00:53.69] Write a new novel
[00:55.48] That's perfectly awful
[00:57.52] Buy some new work boots
[00:59.42] Stomp on a waffle or two
[01:05.18] Take a long overdue vacation
[01:09.29] Book yourself on a flight to the moon
[01:13.31] Volunteer for a brain operation
[01:21.70] Don't let nobody tell you that there's nothin' to do
[01:38.76] Well you can jump off a roof
[01:41.03] Pretend you can fly
[01:43.26] Maybe you'll bounce
[01:45.22] Maybe you'll die
[01:47.45] Maybe you'll splat
[01:49.35] And flap until that
[01:54.78] Well, you can practice your bongo
[01:57.37] Go to the Congo
[01:59.46] Get lost on safari
[02:01.57] Ask "Where the hell are we?"
[02:03.66] Speak in Swahili
[02:05.62] They tell me that a lot of them do
[02:27.71] Talk on the phone
[02:30.25] Call up the coast
[02:32.34] Call up collect
[02:34.38] Dial direct
[02:36.36] Reverse the charges
[02:38.49] If they accept, they're home
[02:43.22] Or, you can go overseas
[02:46.48] Speak Japanese
[02:48.63] Buy a new Sony
[02:50.58] They make great TV's
[02:52.65] Do the Watusi
[02:54.73] Watch "I Love Lucy" too
[03:16.67] But don't let nobody tell you that there's nothin' to do
[03:22.97] Well, well, well, well, well, well
[03:25.15] Don't let nobody tell you that there's nothin' to do
[03:33.76]