Phone Song

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I don't have my phone
'cause I think I left it home
I can't text or call
Because I don't have my phone

Woke up this morning
Got dressed for work
Put on my new pants
And my favorite shirt
Even packed myself a dessert
On my way to the train
Something felt strange
Looks like it's gonna rain

Took a seat and I was ready to swipe when it hit me.
I made an awful mistake of my life
(left my phone at home)

I don't have my phone
'cause I think I left it home
I can't text or call
Because I don't have my phone

Got to my desk
Already depressed.
Can't be the start to my week.
Three files due
And conference call too
All before lunch at noon.
My boss is lazy
And of course crazy.
Feels like he wants to fire me now.
Went to make coffee
They only had tea.
Secretary is sexy
But she don't notice me.

Took a seat and I was ready to swipe when it hit me.
I made an awful mistake of my life
(left my phone at home)

I don't have my phone
'cause I think I left it home
I can't text or call
Because I don't have my phone

Last minute meeting
Right before I leave
Hope she don't get home before me
I'm not perfect
Never claimed to be
But there's things in that phone
She really should not see

She took a seat and was ready to swipe
Now I know I made an awful mistake of my life

I don't have my phone
'cause I think I left it home
I can't text or call
Because I don't have my phoneI don't have my phone
'cause I think I left it home
I can't text or call
Because I don't have my phone