01. Intro-lude

Yo, I'm checkin' for left eye man
Oh, God, G
I don't know God, I don't know God
I don't God, I don't really, really know
Check my flow (crazy, crazy, crazy)

My man Al B, sure he's in "Effect Mode"
Used to have a crush on Dawn from En Vogue
It's not like Honey Dip would wanna get with me
But just in case, I own more condoms than TLC
Um, speakin' of which, you know how I troop
Late Thursday night, playing ball at run-and-shoot
I see my girl, Chilli, in her Lexus Coupe
Sittin' pretty, ooh, in that hot pink suit

And Bam!
In through the door, she struts
It's the lovely T-Boz with the ill haircut
But Left Eye's the dime piece
Yeah, you know it's all good
But I hear, it was a hood

It's like that y'all
My name's Malik the Phife from freak
It's like that y'all
My name's Malik the Phife from freak
It's on the M-I-C-R-O-P-H-O-N-E, I rule
TLC up in the house
Crazy Sexy Cool

Ya know what I'm sayin'