Woman Who Doesn't Sleep with Men
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โฑ๏ธ 3:44 duration
๐ ID: 10672275
๐ Lyrics
Ladies and Gentelman, Cameron Esposito! (cheers) Portland, how are you?
Please hear it for .
She was amazing!
Uh, it is great to see you guys!
Great to see you.
You look amazing.
I also, look amaing.
And, I, I, notice some of you are takin' in my look, so I will answer a couple of questions you might have in you minds.
Um, yeah, lets start right up top.
As you can tell by my haircut, I am a Thundercat.
And also a giant lesbian!
Of course I am!
Of course I am!
Of course I am.
I have a side-mullet!
I look like most of Portland's men!
When I was walking on stage not too long ago, and before I even hit the mic., BEFORE I EVEN HIT THE MIC., this dude sittin' in the front row he just yells out at me. "
You look like a woman who dosn't sleep with men." He yelled that at me like as if I don't know.
He yelled that at me like as if I was gonna' like "what do ya" mean?
Is it the vest?'.
He yelled that at me like I grew up on a gay island with a gay vollyball and I'd never seen a straight person.
He yelled that at me like I thought it was gonna' be a suprise and an insult.
Now here's the thing, I look like a woman who dosn't sleep with men because I am a lesbian.
And that's one of the biggest parts; not sleeping with men!
That's one of the biggest parts of being a lesbian, and, if your a lesbian, your not bummbed about it.
I cannot tell you this strongly engough.
Like, this look, this is on purpose.
To atract women!
So, if your a guy out their and your like: "
I'm not sure if I'm into that!" To you I say, sir, there is no chance, that you are less into me, than I am into you.
Please hear it for .
She was amazing!
Uh, it is great to see you guys!
Great to see you.
You look amazing.
I also, look amaing.
And, I, I, notice some of you are takin' in my look, so I will answer a couple of questions you might have in you minds.
Um, yeah, lets start right up top.
As you can tell by my haircut, I am a Thundercat.
And also a giant lesbian!
Of course I am!
Of course I am!
Of course I am.
I have a side-mullet!
I look like most of Portland's men!
When I was walking on stage not too long ago, and before I even hit the mic., BEFORE I EVEN HIT THE MIC., this dude sittin' in the front row he just yells out at me. "
You look like a woman who dosn't sleep with men." He yelled that at me like as if I don't know.
He yelled that at me like as if I was gonna' like "what do ya" mean?
Is it the vest?'.
He yelled that at me like I grew up on a gay island with a gay vollyball and I'd never seen a straight person.
He yelled that at me like I thought it was gonna' be a suprise and an insult.
Now here's the thing, I look like a woman who dosn't sleep with men because I am a lesbian.
And that's one of the biggest parts; not sleeping with men!
That's one of the biggest parts of being a lesbian, and, if your a lesbian, your not bummbed about it.
I cannot tell you this strongly engough.
Like, this look, this is on purpose.
To atract women!
So, if your a guy out their and your like: "
I'm not sure if I'm into that!" To you I say, sir, there is no chance, that you are less into me, than I am into you.
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:02.65] Ladies and Gentelman, Cameron Esposito! (cheers) Portland, how are you?
[00:36.10] Please hear it for .
[00:42.46] She was amazing!
[00:46.90] Uh, it is great to see you guys!
[00:49.79] Great to see you.
[00:50.66] You look amazing.
[00:53.38] I also, look amaing.
[01:00.57] And, I, I, notice some of you are takin' in my look, so I will answer a couple of questions you might have in you minds.
[01:06.02] Um, yeah, lets start right up top.
[01:08.72] As you can tell by my haircut, I am a Thundercat.
[01:17.77] And also a giant lesbian!
[01:22.26] Of course I am!
[01:23.14] Of course I am!
[01:25.06] Of course I am.
[01:26.81] I have a side-mullet!
[01:29.56] I look like most of Portland's men!
[01:37.68] When I was walking on stage not too long ago, and before I even hit the mic., BEFORE I EVEN HIT THE MIC., this dude sittin' in the front row he just yells out at me. "
[01:47.66] You look like a woman who dosn't sleep with men." He yelled that at me like as if I don't know.
[02:02.95] He yelled that at me like as if I was gonna' like "what do ya" mean?
[02:05.63] Is it the vest?'.
[02:12.04] He yelled that at me like I grew up on a gay island with a gay vollyball and I'd never seen a straight person.
[02:25.50] He yelled that at me like I thought it was gonna' be a suprise and an insult.
[02:31.98] Now here's the thing, I look like a woman who dosn't sleep with men because I am a lesbian.
[02:40.04] And that's one of the biggest parts; not sleeping with men!
[02:49.09] That's one of the biggest parts of being a lesbian, and, if your a lesbian, your not bummbed about it.
[02:59.93] I cannot tell you this strongly engough.
[03:05.38] Like, this look, this is on purpose.
[03:11.71] To atract women!
[03:16.26] So, if your a guy out their and your like: "
[03:18.05] I'm not sure if I'm into that!" To you I say, sir, there is no chance, that you are less into me, than I am into you.
[03:39.76]
[00:36.10] Please hear it for .
[00:42.46] She was amazing!
[00:46.90] Uh, it is great to see you guys!
[00:49.79] Great to see you.
[00:50.66] You look amazing.
[00:53.38] I also, look amaing.
[01:00.57] And, I, I, notice some of you are takin' in my look, so I will answer a couple of questions you might have in you minds.
[01:06.02] Um, yeah, lets start right up top.
[01:08.72] As you can tell by my haircut, I am a Thundercat.
[01:17.77] And also a giant lesbian!
[01:22.26] Of course I am!
[01:23.14] Of course I am!
[01:25.06] Of course I am.
[01:26.81] I have a side-mullet!
[01:29.56] I look like most of Portland's men!
[01:37.68] When I was walking on stage not too long ago, and before I even hit the mic., BEFORE I EVEN HIT THE MIC., this dude sittin' in the front row he just yells out at me. "
[01:47.66] You look like a woman who dosn't sleep with men." He yelled that at me like as if I don't know.
[02:02.95] He yelled that at me like as if I was gonna' like "what do ya" mean?
[02:05.63] Is it the vest?'.
[02:12.04] He yelled that at me like I grew up on a gay island with a gay vollyball and I'd never seen a straight person.
[02:25.50] He yelled that at me like I thought it was gonna' be a suprise and an insult.
[02:31.98] Now here's the thing, I look like a woman who dosn't sleep with men because I am a lesbian.
[02:40.04] And that's one of the biggest parts; not sleeping with men!
[02:49.09] That's one of the biggest parts of being a lesbian, and, if your a lesbian, your not bummbed about it.
[02:59.93] I cannot tell you this strongly engough.
[03:05.38] Like, this look, this is on purpose.
[03:11.71] To atract women!
[03:16.26] So, if your a guy out their and your like: "
[03:18.05] I'm not sure if I'm into that!" To you I say, sir, there is no chance, that you are less into me, than I am into you.
[03:39.76]