Slither Conspiracy

[00:03.31] I'ma drink this Henny 'til I fuck up my kidney
[00:04.90] I'ma keep sellin' crack 'til I see a Bentley
[00:06.73] I ain't never even really want a Bentley
[00:08.52] I just wanna be able to buy a Bentley
[00:10.07] I told wifey "Let me rob your brother"
[00:11.82] She like, "Hell nah, babe, that's my brother"
[00:13.53] I'm like, "Yeah, you right. Let's rob your ex"
[00:15.14] She like,
[00:15.74] "Babe, why you wanna rob everybody?"
[00:16.80] I love you, but girl, fuck everybody
[00:18.60] I don't give a damn what they gotta say
[00:20.20] I'll tell 'em "Suck a dick" in they face
[00:22.06] She like,
[00:22.36] "Babe, I love you, but you too crazy"
[00:23.74] I'm like,
[00:24.24] "Shut the fuck up, you ain't seen crazy"
[00:25.55] I'm really be on them beans lately
[00:26.83] Lil' bitch think her brother crazy
[00:28.88] I'll stab a nigga 133 times
[00:30.69] Beat the shit out of his baby's dad
[00:32.11] Wifey said, "Damn Nephew, you tripping"
[00:34.15] I rob everybody that I know
[00:35.51] That's why I don't got no friends like that
[00:37.18] All my friends said that I stole
[00:39.16] I've been robbin' niggas since Lil' Bill
[00:40.87] White bitch look like Kill Bill
[00:42.58] Cookin' up babies like Pickle Dill
[00:44.13] Two twin .40's, like Phil and Lil
[00:45.81] My bitch evil, like Angelica
[00:47.54] She will rob a nigga, she will set them up
[00:49.21] I've been robbin' since Rugrats
[00:51.23] My bitch says, "Stop poppin' beans"
[00:52.54] I'm like, "Shut the fuck up, I'll slap you, ho'"
[00:54.55] I'm like, "Shut the fuck up, I'll rob you, ho'"
[00:56.15] (Slitherman, he be out of his mind)
[00:58.51] I try to calm down, stop trippin'
[00:59.96] White van, traffic a bitch
[01:01.69] White van, traffic a nigga
[01:03.36] White van, ransom your daughter
[01:05.39] Terrorist acts, blow up a school bus
[01:06.97] Suicide threat, kill myself
[01:08.35] So much nerve, had to do it myself
[01:10.39] Smoke a backwood, I wanna kill myself
[01:12.14] Everyday I wanna break a bitch jaw
[01:13.42] I get drunk and crash my car
[01:15.02] Teacher said I wouldn't make it far
[01:16.78] That dumbass ho was probably right
[01:18.78] All my good licks is white
[01:20.44] Bitch sniff coke, got blue eyes
[01:22.56] Walk in the trap like Donald Trump
[01:24.05] Big Neph make the trap great again
[01:25.84] Glick in my hand like killer Donald Trump
[01:27.50] I make the cemetery great again
[01:28.76] Nigga diss me, say it to my face
[01:30.71] I bet you won't ever say shit again
[01:32.47] Kick a pregnant bitch
[01:33.03] In the stomach with Timbs
[01:33.98] You don't like what I said, then unsubscribe
[01:35.81] I will stab an innocent bitch in they eyes
[01:37.44] They say Slitherman was born and died
[01:39.42] Adam and Eve was sniffin' coke
[01:41.11] But they ain't wanna put that in the Bible
[01:42.86] The Bible told you Eve was triflin'
[01:45.46] The Bible made me hate a bitch
[01:46.55] They try to make me eat off that tree,
[01:47.71] I'll kill 'em
[01:48.57] I ain't eatin' shit for these bitch ass niggas
[01:49.32] Jump out the cut, kill a bitch ass nigga
[01:51.59] Never in my life been a bitch ass nigga
[01:53.13] If Adam and Eve was real, they was black
[01:54.82] Smokin' weed out of leaves, drinkin' Yak
[01:56.87] They think Jesus was drinkin' grape juice,
[01:58.59] But Jesus was drinkin' Yak
[01:59.80] They say Donald Trump really black
[02:01.91] They say Lil Durk killed King Von
[02:03.32] I ain't never meet King Von
[02:05.12] For some reason, I fuck with King Von
[02:07.10] Rest in peace to King Von
[02:08.49] Punch a bitch in they face like King Von
[02:10.16] I'll beat a nigga ass like King Von
[02:12.17] He gon' have to kill me, like I'm King Von
[02:13.84] I'ma die for this shit like King Von
[02:15.41] With a crazy ass story like King Von
[02:17.18] All my opps dead, like King Von
[02:19.11] Opps hate me like I'm King Von
[02:20.92] Walk in that bitch like "wangwan?"
[02:22.44] They say Slitherman killed Reagan
[02:23.84] They say Slitherman could be the real Jesus
[02:25.81] Or Slitherman could be the real Satan
[02:27.85] They say that Slitherman took over Kane's body
[02:29.88] When he took that nigga datin'
[02:31.14] Slitherman don't play PlayStations
[02:32.86] Slitherman on the run from Area 51
[02:34.45] I used to fuck with Will Smith
[02:35.99] 'Til I found out Will Smith was on that gay shit
[02:37.92] I don't wanna watch Fresh Prince no more
[02:39.06] I don't wanna see I Am Legend no more
[02:41.07] These niggas dressin' up like Madea
[02:42.35] They on the mixtape lookin' like Prince
[02:44.36] They got they ass out like they Prince
[02:46.00] They on Crime Stoppers like they T.I.P
[02:47.67] I'll stab a bitch like Young Buck did
[02:49.03] They say Young Buck was fuckin' with trannies
[02:51.00] If 50 Cent signed Young Buck,
[02:52.77] That mean 50 Cent was fuckin' with trannies
[02:54.35] They like,
[02:55.02] "Neph, would you ever sign to Bad Boy?"
[02:56.70] I'm like "Hell nah, they gay"
[02:58.05] French was gettin' fucked in his ass
[02:59.31] Rick Ross lockin' niggas in the cage
[03:01.37] French Montana sacrificed Max
[03:03.01] He knew that all his raps was wack
[03:04.76] Kanye West got his ass licked
[03:06.48] And RX Papi turned into a snitch
[03:08.39] Neil Armstrong never walked on the moon
[03:10.37] He can't do that Michael Jackson move
[03:12.30] They say that James Brown did coke
[03:14.53] They say that Lil Yachty sniff coke
[03:15.31] Lil Yachty never had a yacht before rap
[03:17.61] How the fuck? Why he call himself that?
[03:18.68] They say that Joe Budden was smokin' crack
[03:20.20] Tahiry used to go and buy his crack
[03:21.95] Casanova sound just like Uncle Murda
[03:23.75] Uncle Murda sound just like Casanova
[03:25.65] And Desiigner sound just like Future
[03:27.25] Future never did molly and was never booted
[03:29.18] Lil Wanye's dreads fallin' out his head
[03:31.92] Birdman still kissin' niggas on they head
[03:32.32] NBA YoungBoy doin' lapdances
[03:33.93] I'll beat a nigga ass like I'm Quando Rondo
[03:35.68] Walk in that bitch like, "Rest in peace Von"
[03:37.43] Punch a bitch,
[03:38.30] Kick a bitch like he Quando Rondo
[03:38.92] I'll jump out the car like King Von
[03:40.63] Hit a bitch with the thirty-seven piece combo
[03:43.68] Why everybody listen to Blac Youngsta?
[03:44.37] I can't even understand what that nigga sayin'
[03:46.05] Yo Gotti head bigger than a bitch
[03:47.89] He stretchin' out every t-shirt he wear
[03:49.43] All Joe Biden's votes was fake
[03:51.27] They say Donald Trump should've won again
[03:53.86] I should punch that nigga in his shit
[03:54.65] Everybody think stimulus comin' again
[03:56.23] I'm still waitin' on auntie's stimulus check
[03:57.95] I'm still waitin' on unc's stimulus check
[03:59.94] They say Donald Trump ain't president no more,
[04:01.90] So ain't nobody gettin' a stimulus check
[04:03.06] Unc owe me money out his stimulus check
[04:04.67] Auntie owe me money out her stimulus check
[04:06.71] I done robbed a nigga for his stimulus check
[04:08.38] 'Bout to rob another nigga for his stimulus check
[04:10.05] I think this whole pandemic was fake
[04:11.71] COVID-19 was fake
[04:13.63] I'm coughin' 'cause of these white runtz
[04:14.91] They killed Fred the Godson and lied about it
[04:16.97] How the fuck Jeremih got COVID-19?
[04:18.69] That's the nigga who made "Birthday Sex"
[04:20.39] How the fuck y'all gon' give that nigga COVID?
[04:22.09] He the one who made that song "Birthday Sex"
[04:23.72] How the fuck FBG get killed downtown?
[04:25.23] How that's the first nigga get killed downtown?
[04:26.68] They sacrificed him, he was talkin' too much
[04:28.85] Now they gon' have to do me like they did him
[04:30.34] These niggas faker than Lil' Kim
[04:32.10] Lil' Kim was only nice for suckin' dick
[04:33.69] All Cardi B raps sound dumb as shit
[04:35.32] Offset a bum for fuckin' with that bitch
[04:37.08] If you think the Migos really sold dope,
[04:39.05] Nigga, then you dumb as a bitch
[04:40.72] Gucci Mane said when he first met the Migos,
[04:42.11] Told 'em,
[04:42.72] "Take those chains off, they fake as a bitch"
[04:44.19] They all got dreads, tryna look like twins
[04:45.77] How the fuck Lil Durk got fake dreads?
[04:47.35] How the fuck Fetty Wap got fake dreads?
[04:49.04] I feel like Chief Keef back from the dead
[04:50.61] I don't take back shit Slitherman said
[04:52.45] Bitch gon' remember me for what I said
[04:54.20] I knew Waka Flocka was never tough
[04:55.88] He let Gucci diss him, he ain't did shit
[04:57.47] Gucci said Flocka was in contract for a million,
[05:00.18] He ain't get it out
[05:01.15] Rappin' really didn't work for Waka Flocka,
[05:03.18] So he went and took the doctor route
[05:04.52] All these rappers move like 6iine
[05:06.25] I heard Gunna got a nigga time
[05:08.16] I seen Gunna on Crime Stoppers,
[05:09.51] Whatever you wanna call it, 48 Hours
[05:11.15] When Slitherman die, don't send me flowers
[05:13.15] If you put me in a pack, better be some rebel
[05:14.93] When you smoke that weed,
[05:15.88] You gon' get a Glock
[05:16.45] You gon' a mask and you gon' start the robbin'
[05:18.19] How the fuck niggas say crack don't sell?
[05:19.42] Lindsay Lohan smoke crack
[05:21.84] Amy Winehouse smoke crack
[05:23.58] Lamar Odom smoke crack
[05:25.15] DMX smoke crack
[05:26.84] Katt Williams smoke crack
[05:28.43] Dave Chappelle don't smoke crack
[05:29.98] Lot of rich niggas don' smoke crack
[05:31.85] How you think Fat Joe lost his fat?
[05:33.55] Everybody know to lose weight,
[05:35.17] You smoke crack
[05:35.82] If I get in the industry, I'm selling crack
[05:37.11] All them Disney Channel kids smoke crack
[05:38.91] Trap house look like High School Musical
[05:41.44] Whole house in the bitch smoke crack
[05:42.26] Everybody get high then go to singin'
[05:44.12] Unc can sing, but not auntie pat
[05:45.82] I don't give a fuck 'bout no views
[05:47.53] I don't give a fuck 'bout no shoes
[05:49.51] Auntie got her first stimulus
[05:51.17] But she sad 'cause it ain't two
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