Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass

[00:00.92] Ohhhh...
[00:04.56] Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass
[00:07.22] He's gonna kick your ass
[00:09.07] He's gonna kick your ass
[00:10.80] Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass
[00:13.59] 'Cause you've always been a rotten little brat
[00:16.36] Reindeer coming and they're gonna bite your wreath
[00:18.68] They're gonna chew your welcome mat
[00:21.39] Swallow your kitty cat
[00:22.25] Reindeer coming and they're gonna eat your begonias
[00:24.94] 'Cause Santa hasn't fed them in a month
[00:27.74] Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass
[00:30.44] He's gonna kick your ass
[00:32.24] He's gonna kick your ass
[00:34.08] Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass
[00:36.74] 'Cause he's sick of shoveling snow and reindeer poo
[00:39.41] Elves are coming and they're gonna steal your turkey
[00:43.17] Wreck your TV
[00:44.02] Burn down your Christmas tree
[00:45.82] Elves are coming and they're gonna trash your home
[00:47.64] 'Cause they ain't got nothing else to do
[00:51.26] Santa's loaded with attitude
[00:54.07] He's loud and drunk and smelly and rude
[00:57.69] His workshop's been closed by an auditor
[01:00.38] And Mrs. Claus ran off with her chiropractor.
[01:06.22] Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass
[01:09.02] He's gonna kick your ass
[01:09.98] He's gonna kick your ass
[01:11.78] Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass
[01:14.40] 'Cause he's had a really crappy year
[01:18.00] Ow, my bum hurts...
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