Laser Eyes

I'm gonna get
Laser eye surgery
Cause having laser eyes
Sounds pretty great to me
Beams of coherent light
Shooting out my eyeballs
Toasting my marshmallows
And vaporizing rivals
Yeah, I wouldn't mind
Super strength or x-ray vision
But I haven't seen them advertised on the television
And with great power comes great responsibility
That's why I'll only use them to help humanity
And me

Zap, zap, zap
My enemies will fry
Zap, zap, zap
When I have laser eyes

When I have laser eyes
I'll cut through anything
Steel, rock, hard to open packaging
Cut the lawn in seconds
Never have to rake it
Won't take out the garbage
Just disintegrate it
You will have to do
Everything I ask
You're an ant, I'm a magnifying glass
Park your car in my spot, zap, it's molten metal
And if I want some tea, my eyes will warm the kettle

Zap, zap, zap
Worship me or die
Zap, zap, zap
You'll fear my laser eyes

Got the operation, guess it don't work right away
Cause I came back home and heard my neighbour play
His music so damn loud it drove me to psychosis
Tried to blast him, nothing happened
Though he's never been in better focus

Zap, zap, zap
Next time he'll be stir fry
Zap, zap, zap
Come on, laser eyes
Zap, zap, zap
I'm just a normal guy
Zap, zap, zap
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