The Village and Pillage Update Song

Six new noteblocks
Oh look! A cute fox!
Xylophone, banjos, and didgeridoos
A bit and a pling can make me sing
I need more cowbell...

The Village and Pillage update is the killingest
Illager patrols will attack the villages
Get a Bad Omen if you kill the leader
Walk into town now a raid has been triggered
Pillagers pillage
Ravagers ravage
Protect this village - you've gotta be savage
The progress bar will show you how long
You've gotta fight all these baddies that spawn
Shake that bell, make'em glow
Shake that bell, they'll know

For each level of Bad Omen there's a bonus wave
They drop better loot if you're brave
Defeat them all then the village will call you a hero
Giving you discount on trades
Wander the world - find a pillager outpost
Kill a few, maybe then one drops a crossbow
Longer range. Longer charge
They can shoot fireworks
Multishot, piercing, and quick charge are new perks
Light the world, with a lantern
Read that book, on a lectern
Redstone tick when the page turns
Signal strenght with comparators

The villages have been redesigned
The villagers have 7 different skin types
Lots of new blocks acting as their job sites
Watch them play, watch them sleep
Trade with their new UI
Hold out their trades, resupply twice a day
You may find a wandering villager
They'll spawn randomly within 48 blocks of a player
They hide at night, hang on to llamas that are one of a kind
They may despawn each day, namaste, but the llamas stay, anyway...
Store your stuff in a barrel
Kitty cats are now feral, they don't turn from ocelots anymore
Find them around villages, check out their cute new skins
Dye their collars, watch them scare away phantoms
And they'll sleep on your chest...

Campfires cook food really, really slow
They emit a new particle called -smoke-
You can see it from insanely far away
Make it rise even higher with a bale of... (hay)
Blast furnances and smokers are quick
Half the XP - Twice as fast as a furnance
Design banners even faster with a loom
Dyes are now separate
White, black, brown and blue
Remove enchantments with a grindstone
Convert plants into compost
With the cartography table
Take a map: expand, look and clone
Stonecutter's gonna make your life a cinch
With one little clock, there's all the variants
Smithing and fletching tables are job sites
Sneaking is now 1.5 block high!

There's lots of new slabs
And there's lots of new stairs!
Lots of new walls and you can dispense shears
Better editing for books and for signs
Color sign text when you right-click with dye
If lightning strikes upon a mooshroom
It'll turn brown. So what does that do?
Feed it a flower, and milk it too
It will give you a magic suspicious stew.
Dye seather horse armor many a color
Lily of the valley and cornflower
Wither roses can hurt your little TUSH
And so can that little sweet berry bush.
Accessibility options on the title screen
Animation of world generating
Give feedback and report bugs from the game
Animations in paintings
(peanut butter jelly time)

I was bamboozled by the bamboo in the jungle
I used it to create this lovely little scaffold
I climbed up high to see all of the new textures
And they also included the art of the programmers
And from the veranda
Writting my memoranda
I thought I saw a furry black and white hand... a
But it was just Amanda
I mean... Just a man, duh!
A panda, panda, panda, panda with personality
A panda, panda, panda, panda, watch out! They sneeze!
A panda, panda, panda, more emotion than me...
A panda, panda, panda, panda, panda, panda
DUH!!
A panda, panda, panda, panda, rolling around
A panda, panda, panda, panda, cute little sounds
A panda, panda, panda, eating cake off the ground
A panda, panda, panda, panda, panda, panda
DUH!
PANDA! PANDA!