Yule Shoot Your Eye Out

[00:20.54] These are your good years
[00:23.06] Don't take my advice
[00:25.10] You never wanted the nice boys anyway
[00:29.53] And I'm of good cheer
[00:31.43] 'Cause I've been checking my list
[00:34.65] The gifts you're receiving from me
[00:37.03] Will be
[00:39.16] One awkward silence
[00:41.10] And two hopes you cry yourself to
[00:45.10] Sleep staying up, waiting by the phone
[00:47.86] And all I want this year is for you to dedicate your last breath to me
[00:54.09] Before you bury yourself alive
[00:57.39] Don't come home for Christmas
[01:01.46] You're the last thing I wanna see
[01:05.05] Underneath the tree
[01:10.34] Merry Christmas, I could care less
[01:24.34] Happy New Years, baby
[01:26.74] You owe me the best gift I will ever ask for
[01:33.49] Don't call me up, when the snow comes down
[01:37.14] It's the only thing I want this year
[01:41.62] One awkward silence
[01:43.97] And two hopes you cry yourself to
[01:46.63] Sleep staying up, waiting by the phone
[01:50.22] And all I want this year is for you to dedicate your last breath to me
[01:56.05] Before you bury yourself alive
[01:59.66] Don't come home for Christmas
[02:03.97] You're the last thing I wanna see
[02:06.89] Underneath the tree
[02:12.28] Merry Christmas, I could care less
[02:43.93] Don't come home for Christmas
[02:47.93] You're the last thing I wanna see
[02:51.09] Underneath the tree
[02:53.48] (Don't come home for Christmas)
[02:57.11] Merry Christmas, I could care less
[03:01.41] Don't come home for Christmas
[03:06.57] You're the last thing I wanna see
[03:09.04] Underneath the tree
[03:11.46] (Don't come home for Christmas)
[03:14.52] Merry Christmas, I could care less
[03:24.65] Sweet!
[03:27.25] They've recorded a Christmas song!
[03:28.68] They must've spent a lot of money on this...
[03:31.27] But this one time, this one Christmas I got this
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