None Of The Above

Full color cover shot
Self magazine
Where the limos go
People start to scream
Shiny women on a yacht
These are things I ain't got
None of the above
Top ten well dressed men
Every hair in place
Authorskiermillionaire
Epitome of taste
Always willingalways hot
All these things I am not
None of the above
I wish I was invisible
Intelligent or pretty
But I'm none of the above