My Own Eyes
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โฑ๏ธ 3:41 duration
๐ ID: 1075632
๐ Lyrics
I saw a baby drive a truck
I saw a junkie eat a tuba
I saw a stripper kiss a duck
Behind a dumpster in Aruba
I saw this fat, psychotic guy
His underwear was made of crickets
He pawned a skeleton to buy
Some old expired lotto tickets
I saw a naked vagrant giving
Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to his cat
I probably could have gone my whole life
Without seeing that
With my own eyes
I see things that'd drive a normal man insane
Wish I could disconnect my brain
From my own eyes
I saw a mime get hacked to death
With an imaginary cleaver
I saw an old man's final breath
I watched him die from Bieber Fever
I saw these diabetic chicks
In an abandoned 7-Eleven
I watched them snorting pixie sticks
While they were belching Stairway To Heaven
I saw two drag queens trying to see how many crackers
They could shove up each other's nose
I'd like to erase my mind completely but I suppose
That's just the way it goes
With my own eyes
I see things that'd drive a normal man insane
Wish I could disconnect my brain
From my own eyes (my own eyes)
Those visions haunt my memory
Oh, there's so much I wish I could unsee
With my own eyes
Some priest got drunk and stole a circus zebra
And he trained it to massage his back
My guinea pig committed hara-kiri
So we used him to play hacky-sack
My neighbor's kids sold weapons grade plutonium
And frosty ice-cold lemonade
They took MasterCard and sometimes
Human organs in trade
That's how we paid
I have to say that it was
Really darn good lemonade
With my own eyes
I've seen things that'd drive a normal man insane
Wish I could disconnect my brain
From my own eyes (my own eyes)
Those visions haunt my memory
Oh, there's so much I wish I could unsee
With my own eyes
With my own eyes
With my own eyes
With my own eyes
I saw a junkie eat a tuba
I saw a stripper kiss a duck
Behind a dumpster in Aruba
I saw this fat, psychotic guy
His underwear was made of crickets
He pawned a skeleton to buy
Some old expired lotto tickets
I saw a naked vagrant giving
Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to his cat
I probably could have gone my whole life
Without seeing that
With my own eyes
I see things that'd drive a normal man insane
Wish I could disconnect my brain
From my own eyes
I saw a mime get hacked to death
With an imaginary cleaver
I saw an old man's final breath
I watched him die from Bieber Fever
I saw these diabetic chicks
In an abandoned 7-Eleven
I watched them snorting pixie sticks
While they were belching Stairway To Heaven
I saw two drag queens trying to see how many crackers
They could shove up each other's nose
I'd like to erase my mind completely but I suppose
That's just the way it goes
With my own eyes
I see things that'd drive a normal man insane
Wish I could disconnect my brain
From my own eyes (my own eyes)
Those visions haunt my memory
Oh, there's so much I wish I could unsee
With my own eyes
Some priest got drunk and stole a circus zebra
And he trained it to massage his back
My guinea pig committed hara-kiri
So we used him to play hacky-sack
My neighbor's kids sold weapons grade plutonium
And frosty ice-cold lemonade
They took MasterCard and sometimes
Human organs in trade
That's how we paid
I have to say that it was
Really darn good lemonade
With my own eyes
I've seen things that'd drive a normal man insane
Wish I could disconnect my brain
From my own eyes (my own eyes)
Those visions haunt my memory
Oh, there's so much I wish I could unsee
With my own eyes
With my own eyes
With my own eyes
With my own eyes
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.00] I saw a baby drive a truck
[00:03.21] I saw a junkie eat a tuba
[00:06.40] I saw a stripper kiss a duck
[00:09.71] Behind a dumpster in Aruba
[00:12.84] I saw this fat, psychotic guy
[00:16.13] His underwear was made of crickets
[00:19.18] He pawned a skeleton to buy
[00:22.40] Some old expired lotto tickets
[00:25.56] I saw a naked vagrant giving
[00:28.63] Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to his cat
[00:32.08] I probably could have gone my whole life
[00:34.88] Without seeing that
[00:41.27] With my own eyes
[00:43.05] I see things that'd drive a normal man insane
[00:47.61] Wish I could disconnect my brain
[00:50.87] From my own eyes
[00:54.43] I saw a mime get hacked to death
[00:57.60] With an imaginary cleaver
[01:00.97] I saw an old man's final breath
[01:04.13] I watched him die from Bieber Fever
[01:07.33] I saw these diabetic chicks
[01:10.44] In an abandoned 7-Eleven
[01:13.61] I watched them snorting pixie sticks
[01:16.88] While they were belching Stairway To Heaven
[01:20.07] I saw two drag queens trying to see how many crackers
[01:23.74] They could shove up each other's nose
[01:26.57] I'd like to erase my mind completely but I suppose
[01:32.75] That's just the way it goes
[01:35.68] With my own eyes
[01:37.49] I see things that'd drive a normal man insane
[01:42.06] Wish I could disconnect my brain
[01:44.85] From my own eyes (my own eyes)
[01:48.13] Those visions haunt my memory
[01:51.63] Oh, there's so much I wish I could unsee
[01:56.36] With my own eyes
[02:09.42] Some priest got drunk and stole a circus zebra
[02:13.01] And he trained it to massage his back
[02:16.08] My guinea pig committed hara-kiri
[02:19.32] So we used him to play hacky-sack
[02:24.23] My neighbor's kids sold weapons grade plutonium
[02:27.73] And frosty ice-cold lemonade
[02:30.46] They took MasterCard and sometimes
[02:33.10] Human organs in trade
[02:36.78] That's how we paid
[02:39.23] I have to say that it was
[02:40.66] Really darn good lemonade
[02:45.83] With my own eyes
[02:47.78] I've seen things that'd drive a normal man insane
[02:52.31] Wish I could disconnect my brain
[02:55.17] From my own eyes (my own eyes)
[02:58.46] Those visions haunt my memory
[03:02.04] Oh, there's so much I wish I could unsee
[03:09.96] With my own eyes
[03:13.13] With my own eyes
[03:16.44] With my own eyes
[03:19.34] With my own eyes
[03:24.30]
[00:03.21] I saw a junkie eat a tuba
[00:06.40] I saw a stripper kiss a duck
[00:09.71] Behind a dumpster in Aruba
[00:12.84] I saw this fat, psychotic guy
[00:16.13] His underwear was made of crickets
[00:19.18] He pawned a skeleton to buy
[00:22.40] Some old expired lotto tickets
[00:25.56] I saw a naked vagrant giving
[00:28.63] Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to his cat
[00:32.08] I probably could have gone my whole life
[00:34.88] Without seeing that
[00:41.27] With my own eyes
[00:43.05] I see things that'd drive a normal man insane
[00:47.61] Wish I could disconnect my brain
[00:50.87] From my own eyes
[00:54.43] I saw a mime get hacked to death
[00:57.60] With an imaginary cleaver
[01:00.97] I saw an old man's final breath
[01:04.13] I watched him die from Bieber Fever
[01:07.33] I saw these diabetic chicks
[01:10.44] In an abandoned 7-Eleven
[01:13.61] I watched them snorting pixie sticks
[01:16.88] While they were belching Stairway To Heaven
[01:20.07] I saw two drag queens trying to see how many crackers
[01:23.74] They could shove up each other's nose
[01:26.57] I'd like to erase my mind completely but I suppose
[01:32.75] That's just the way it goes
[01:35.68] With my own eyes
[01:37.49] I see things that'd drive a normal man insane
[01:42.06] Wish I could disconnect my brain
[01:44.85] From my own eyes (my own eyes)
[01:48.13] Those visions haunt my memory
[01:51.63] Oh, there's so much I wish I could unsee
[01:56.36] With my own eyes
[02:09.42] Some priest got drunk and stole a circus zebra
[02:13.01] And he trained it to massage his back
[02:16.08] My guinea pig committed hara-kiri
[02:19.32] So we used him to play hacky-sack
[02:24.23] My neighbor's kids sold weapons grade plutonium
[02:27.73] And frosty ice-cold lemonade
[02:30.46] They took MasterCard and sometimes
[02:33.10] Human organs in trade
[02:36.78] That's how we paid
[02:39.23] I have to say that it was
[02:40.66] Really darn good lemonade
[02:45.83] With my own eyes
[02:47.78] I've seen things that'd drive a normal man insane
[02:52.31] Wish I could disconnect my brain
[02:55.17] From my own eyes (my own eyes)
[02:58.46] Those visions haunt my memory
[03:02.04] Oh, there's so much I wish I could unsee
[03:09.96] With my own eyes
[03:13.13] With my own eyes
[03:16.44] With my own eyes
[03:19.34] With my own eyes
[03:24.30]