Sale of the Century

One blue telephone,
A pressure cooker,
A ventilator,
Four bars of chocolate,
Six pairs of socks,
A yellow clock,
A pink scooter,
A box of condoms,
One baby leopard,
A pot of jam,
A safety pin,
An iron,
A wet shoe,
A camera,
One ton of peanuts,
A black bra,
A silver fork,
A typewriter,
An electric train,
Three tons of strawberries,
Strawberries,...
...strawberries!...