Had The Pee Pee Day of My Life

My mama said that I can't-a pee pee
And if I did, my daddy would beat me
So I had the pee pee day of my life
I had the pee pee day of my life, life, life, life
Life, life, life, life, life, life

I opened up the fridge and I fucked a whole bottle of aromatic bitters
I'm just telling you about my day (oh)
The last five minutes of my day

I just went to the school and I pee peed (Come on, Arin)
On this girl's head and I went to detention (What?)
I never learned a day in my life
In my life, life, life, life
Life, life, life, life, life, life, life, life