Fuck Euphemism
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โฑ๏ธ 2:14 duration
๐ ID: 10848234
๐ Lyrics
I walked into the eagle and someone called me cis
I said, "I'm not a cis I'm a sissy, should I call you mister or miss?"
I said, "I'm actually a transvest..." but before I got too tite
The place erupted into my first gender pronoun bar fight
They said I was a Ross Cross dress for less wannabe queer
I said, "My gender isn't fluid, but that's how I like my beer"
They thought I was just posing or on a publicity stunt
Until I did a line off Scarlett's hundred thousand dollar cunt
She paid a hundred thousand clams for a single clam in front
A very pricey pussy paid for by the government
Then I said, "Fuck you euphemism
Cis butt fuck my cis clit
Your hypocritical political correctness ain't legit"
I mean it, fuck you euphemism
I say what I wanna say
I love that LGBTQ will never include K
'Cause they say that unlike cis queers kinksters make a choice
They're wrong but, yes, we choose which gag to take away our voice
I identify as a grain of salt Peter Panarchist
Or a poly rubber puppy switch brat slut dharmasochist
So, I said, "Fuck euphemism, your words are neophyte"
I'm a single not a plural person so call me per for the night
You're wrong if you hate me just 'cause I'm a word Smith and Wesson
'Cause I nicked this terminology from a Doris Lessing lesson
I said, "I'm not a cis I'm a sissy, should I call you mister or miss?"
I said, "I'm actually a transvest..." but before I got too tite
The place erupted into my first gender pronoun bar fight
They said I was a Ross Cross dress for less wannabe queer
I said, "My gender isn't fluid, but that's how I like my beer"
They thought I was just posing or on a publicity stunt
Until I did a line off Scarlett's hundred thousand dollar cunt
She paid a hundred thousand clams for a single clam in front
A very pricey pussy paid for by the government
Then I said, "Fuck you euphemism
Cis butt fuck my cis clit
Your hypocritical political correctness ain't legit"
I mean it, fuck you euphemism
I say what I wanna say
I love that LGBTQ will never include K
'Cause they say that unlike cis queers kinksters make a choice
They're wrong but, yes, we choose which gag to take away our voice
I identify as a grain of salt Peter Panarchist
Or a poly rubber puppy switch brat slut dharmasochist
So, I said, "Fuck euphemism, your words are neophyte"
I'm a single not a plural person so call me per for the night
You're wrong if you hate me just 'cause I'm a word Smith and Wesson
'Cause I nicked this terminology from a Doris Lessing lesson
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:18.36] I walked into the eagle and someone called me cis
[00:21.48] I said, "I'm not a cis I'm a sissy, should I call you mister or miss?"
[00:25.23] I said, "I'm actually a transvest..." but before I got too tite
[00:29.16] The place erupted into my first gender pronoun bar fight
[00:34.09]
[00:40.45] They said I was a Ross Cross dress for less wannabe queer
[00:43.69] I said, "My gender isn't fluid, but that's how I like my beer"
[00:47.62] They thought I was just posing or on a publicity stunt
[00:51.06] Until I did a line off Scarlett's hundred thousand dollar cunt
[00:54.77] She paid a hundred thousand clams for a single clam in front
[00:58.75] A very pricey pussy paid for by the government
[01:03.25]
[01:09.26] Then I said, "Fuck you euphemism
[01:11.50] Cis butt fuck my cis clit
[01:13.17] Your hypocritical political correctness ain't legit"
[01:16.73] I mean it, fuck you euphemism
[01:19.41] I say what I wanna say
[01:21.37] I love that LGBTQ will never include K
[01:24.45] 'Cause they say that unlike cis queers kinksters make a choice
[01:28.22] They're wrong but, yes, we choose which gag to take away our voice
[01:31.70] I identify as a grain of salt Peter Panarchist
[01:35.45] Or a poly rubber puppy switch brat slut dharmasochist
[01:38.81] So, I said, "Fuck euphemism, your words are neophyte"
[01:42.97] I'm a single not a plural person so call me per for the night
[01:46.81] You're wrong if you hate me just 'cause I'm a word Smith and Wesson
[01:50.46] 'Cause I nicked this terminology from a Doris Lessing lesson
[01:54.38]
[00:21.48] I said, "I'm not a cis I'm a sissy, should I call you mister or miss?"
[00:25.23] I said, "I'm actually a transvest..." but before I got too tite
[00:29.16] The place erupted into my first gender pronoun bar fight
[00:34.09]
[00:40.45] They said I was a Ross Cross dress for less wannabe queer
[00:43.69] I said, "My gender isn't fluid, but that's how I like my beer"
[00:47.62] They thought I was just posing or on a publicity stunt
[00:51.06] Until I did a line off Scarlett's hundred thousand dollar cunt
[00:54.77] She paid a hundred thousand clams for a single clam in front
[00:58.75] A very pricey pussy paid for by the government
[01:03.25]
[01:09.26] Then I said, "Fuck you euphemism
[01:11.50] Cis butt fuck my cis clit
[01:13.17] Your hypocritical political correctness ain't legit"
[01:16.73] I mean it, fuck you euphemism
[01:19.41] I say what I wanna say
[01:21.37] I love that LGBTQ will never include K
[01:24.45] 'Cause they say that unlike cis queers kinksters make a choice
[01:28.22] They're wrong but, yes, we choose which gag to take away our voice
[01:31.70] I identify as a grain of salt Peter Panarchist
[01:35.45] Or a poly rubber puppy switch brat slut dharmasochist
[01:38.81] So, I said, "Fuck euphemism, your words are neophyte"
[01:42.97] I'm a single not a plural person so call me per for the night
[01:46.81] You're wrong if you hate me just 'cause I'm a word Smith and Wesson
[01:50.46] 'Cause I nicked this terminology from a Doris Lessing lesson
[01:54.38]