Holiday Inn

Just two minutes from the sea,
Every room equipped with ancient-cy,
Life is fun, for everyone
Down at holiday inn.

Breakfast in the dining room,
And guess which ones are on their honey-moon,
Blushing bride, trying to hide
Down at holiday inn.

So come on people,
We musn't be late,
Theres a lot to do,
And they'll be people,
Standin in the bathroom queue,
Don't let it happen to you!

Life goes marrily along,
To the music of the dinner gong.
Potted plants, maiden aunts,
Down at holiday inn.

Home made marmalade for two,
Swimsuits hanging on the balcony.
If you can, get your tan,
Down at the holiday inn.

So come on people,
You mustn't be late,
Theres a lot to do.
And they'll be people,
Standin in the bathroom queue,
Don't let it happen to you!

Home made marmalade for two,
Swimsuits hanging on the balcony.
If you can, get your tan,
Down at the holiday inn.

Come next year, i'll be here.
Down at the holiday inn.
Down at the holiday inn.
Down at the holiday inn.