Houston We Have a Problem
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โฑ๏ธ 2:08 duration
๐ ID: 10856661
๐ Lyrics
Better get the Xanax cause I think I'm in a panic
And my brain is really getting fried
The kids are getting dumber and it's really not a stunner
Cause the evidence supports my find
I mention German Measles cause my buddy's name is Weasel
And the only word I found to rhyme
Lately I've been thinking that this ain't my line of business
And I'm just about to lose my mind
I gotta tell you that the level of discourse
Was pretty bad to start with and it's getting worse
Par for the course
Houston we have a problem
And we're running out of time
Houston we have a problem
The kids are all out of their minds [2x]
I wanna tend my garden while my girlfriend wears Eve Arden
And she bitches that we got no dough
Phillip's drinking whiskey with a stripper he got frisky
Picked her up and fell and broke his toe
My nerves are really shot and I've become unmanned
And now I see I'm going pale beneath my tan
Where's my Ativan?
[Chorus]
And my brain is really getting fried
The kids are getting dumber and it's really not a stunner
Cause the evidence supports my find
I mention German Measles cause my buddy's name is Weasel
And the only word I found to rhyme
Lately I've been thinking that this ain't my line of business
And I'm just about to lose my mind
I gotta tell you that the level of discourse
Was pretty bad to start with and it's getting worse
Par for the course
Houston we have a problem
And we're running out of time
Houston we have a problem
The kids are all out of their minds [2x]
I wanna tend my garden while my girlfriend wears Eve Arden
And she bitches that we got no dough
Phillip's drinking whiskey with a stripper he got frisky
Picked her up and fell and broke his toe
My nerves are really shot and I've become unmanned
And now I see I'm going pale beneath my tan
Where's my Ativan?
[Chorus]
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:05.49] Better get the Xanax cause I think I'm in a panic
[00:07.25] And my brain is really getting fried
[00:10.06] The kids are getting dumber and it's really not a stunner
[00:12.71] Cause the evidence supports my find
[00:14.58] I mention German Measles cause my buddy's name is Weasel
[00:17.37] And the only word I found to rhyme
[00:20.09] Lately I've been thinking that this ain't my line of business
[00:22.71] And I'm just about to lose my mind
[00:25.50] I gotta tell you that the level of discourse
[00:27.32] Was pretty bad to start with and it's getting worse
[00:30.09] Par for the course
[00:35.57] Houston we have a problem
[00:37.32] And we're running out of time
[00:40.13] Houston we have a problem
[00:42.85] The kids are all out of their minds [2x]
[01:19.90] I wanna tend my garden while my girlfriend wears Eve Arden
[01:22.61] And she bitches that we got no dough
[01:24.54] Phillip's drinking whiskey with a stripper he got frisky
[01:26.60] Picked her up and fell and broke his toe
[01:30.24] My nerves are really shot and I've become unmanned
[01:32.02] And now I see I'm going pale beneath my tan
[01:35.77] Where's my Ativan?
[01:39.31] [Chorus]
[02:06.53]
[00:07.25] And my brain is really getting fried
[00:10.06] The kids are getting dumber and it's really not a stunner
[00:12.71] Cause the evidence supports my find
[00:14.58] I mention German Measles cause my buddy's name is Weasel
[00:17.37] And the only word I found to rhyme
[00:20.09] Lately I've been thinking that this ain't my line of business
[00:22.71] And I'm just about to lose my mind
[00:25.50] I gotta tell you that the level of discourse
[00:27.32] Was pretty bad to start with and it's getting worse
[00:30.09] Par for the course
[00:35.57] Houston we have a problem
[00:37.32] And we're running out of time
[00:40.13] Houston we have a problem
[00:42.85] The kids are all out of their minds [2x]
[01:19.90] I wanna tend my garden while my girlfriend wears Eve Arden
[01:22.61] And she bitches that we got no dough
[01:24.54] Phillip's drinking whiskey with a stripper he got frisky
[01:26.60] Picked her up and fell and broke his toe
[01:30.24] My nerves are really shot and I've become unmanned
[01:32.02] And now I see I'm going pale beneath my tan
[01:35.77] Where's my Ativan?
[01:39.31] [Chorus]
[02:06.53]