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I never had a period in my life
Where I was like really goin', hog wild with the babes
I had a -, it was late for me when I started havin' sex
I was 18 before anythin' happens to me
Ahh, and my girlfriend gave me a hand job
First thing that happened to me sexually ever
I mean it was awesome, it was great
Because nobody ever touched my dick
Nobody in the world had touched my dick
My dick had touched a lot of things
Because that what you do when you're a young boy
You touch your dick to many surfaces around the world
Just fuckin' lookin' for anythin' that feels good enough
That eh you don't have to talk to a girl, ah, that's the whole -
But finally I got this girlfriend, and we were makin' out
And she reached out, and she put her hand round my dick
And I fuckin' lost -, first of all I came immediately
And also I started fartin' as I came, and -
I started fartin' it was pupupu, it was throughout
And She is laughin' pupu, haha, haha
That's how my sex life started, ok!
That's how it started, fuckin' shame and depression
Before that I was eh, it was just me
Masturbatin' copiously, happily I loved it
When I discovered masturbation, I was so happy
I loved it, everybody loves it, nobody says, "Ahh, it fuckin' sucks"
It was pretty universally liked
But eh, I am, I remember when I first started
And I to-, I thought I was the only one doin' it
And I told my friend Jeff and eh, he was doin' it too
So we said -, that is real name too, it's kinda of fucked up
You know what I'm sayin' but anyway, we were
We were comparin' notes about how we masturbated
And I did it, you know, well I was 11, so I was goin' like this
I actually did it like this for a long time
'Cause like nobody, teaches you how to jerk off
So, like even when my dick grew, I kept doin' it like this
And then I saw a movie or somethin' like that and was like
Fuck the whole hand, that is genius, awesome
Easily one of the best, fuckin' thin' I ever discovered
I still -, some of this fuckin' -, aww are so smart
So smart to use the whole hand, awesome
To this day of my fuckin' argh!
Who ever fuckin' yeah, awesome
But anyway, Jeff did it totally differently
Jeff didn't eh, he would lie on his stomach
He'd lie on his stomach and press his dick into his palm really hard
And he enjoyed the pressure
And ahh, some kids do it like that I looked it up and I, by the way
It fucks your dick up, so don't do it
Don't do it, it does fuck your dick up
But he did, he didn't know, so he was pushin' his dick in his palm
And I think sometimes he'd put a book on the other
Behind his head like he just liked the pressure
And he couldn't get enough pressure
So he said to me, maybe if I sat on his ass
While he did this, it would be better
So I did, I sat on his ass
And I remember that moment I am sittin' on Jeff's ass
While he jerked himself off and
I remember thinkin' to myself, is this gay that I'm doin' this?
Or am I just a really good friend?
Maybe I'm just a good friend
It's weird to think now, but I fuckin'
Sat on 11 years old boy's ass while he masturbated
I mean I was 11 so it was cool
Now I get fuckin' crucified for that shit
I didn't know what I had boy
Alright easy! Easy!
Where I was like really goin', hog wild with the babes
I had a -, it was late for me when I started havin' sex
I was 18 before anythin' happens to me
Ahh, and my girlfriend gave me a hand job
First thing that happened to me sexually ever
I mean it was awesome, it was great
Because nobody ever touched my dick
Nobody in the world had touched my dick
My dick had touched a lot of things
Because that what you do when you're a young boy
You touch your dick to many surfaces around the world
Just fuckin' lookin' for anythin' that feels good enough
That eh you don't have to talk to a girl, ah, that's the whole -
But finally I got this girlfriend, and we were makin' out
And she reached out, and she put her hand round my dick
And I fuckin' lost -, first of all I came immediately
And also I started fartin' as I came, and -
I started fartin' it was pupupu, it was throughout
And She is laughin' pupu, haha, haha
That's how my sex life started, ok!
That's how it started, fuckin' shame and depression
Before that I was eh, it was just me
Masturbatin' copiously, happily I loved it
When I discovered masturbation, I was so happy
I loved it, everybody loves it, nobody says, "Ahh, it fuckin' sucks"
It was pretty universally liked
But eh, I am, I remember when I first started
And I to-, I thought I was the only one doin' it
And I told my friend Jeff and eh, he was doin' it too
So we said -, that is real name too, it's kinda of fucked up
You know what I'm sayin' but anyway, we were
We were comparin' notes about how we masturbated
And I did it, you know, well I was 11, so I was goin' like this
I actually did it like this for a long time
'Cause like nobody, teaches you how to jerk off
So, like even when my dick grew, I kept doin' it like this
And then I saw a movie or somethin' like that and was like
Fuck the whole hand, that is genius, awesome
Easily one of the best, fuckin' thin' I ever discovered
I still -, some of this fuckin' -, aww are so smart
So smart to use the whole hand, awesome
To this day of my fuckin' argh!
Who ever fuckin' yeah, awesome
But anyway, Jeff did it totally differently
Jeff didn't eh, he would lie on his stomach
He'd lie on his stomach and press his dick into his palm really hard
And he enjoyed the pressure
And ahh, some kids do it like that I looked it up and I, by the way
It fucks your dick up, so don't do it
Don't do it, it does fuck your dick up
But he did, he didn't know, so he was pushin' his dick in his palm
And I think sometimes he'd put a book on the other
Behind his head like he just liked the pressure
And he couldn't get enough pressure
So he said to me, maybe if I sat on his ass
While he did this, it would be better
So I did, I sat on his ass
And I remember that moment I am sittin' on Jeff's ass
While he jerked himself off and
I remember thinkin' to myself, is this gay that I'm doin' this?
Or am I just a really good friend?
Maybe I'm just a good friend
It's weird to think now, but I fuckin'
Sat on 11 years old boy's ass while he masturbated
I mean I was 11 so it was cool
Now I get fuckin' crucified for that shit
I didn't know what I had boy
Alright easy! Easy!
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:03.74] I never had a period in my life
[00:04.64] Where I was like really goin', hog wild with the babes
[00:07.51] I had a -, it was late for me when I started havin' sex
[00:09.96] I was 18 before anythin' happens to me
[00:12.18] Ahh, and my girlfriend gave me a hand job
[00:14.16] First thing that happened to me sexually ever
[00:16.29] I mean it was awesome, it was great
[00:17.97] Because nobody ever touched my dick
[00:20.15] Nobody in the world had touched my dick
[00:22.48] My dick had touched a lot of things
[00:24.84] Because that what you do when you're a young boy
[00:27.72] You touch your dick to many surfaces around the world
[00:30.42] Just fuckin' lookin' for anythin' that feels good enough
[00:34.08] That eh you don't have to talk to a girl, ah, that's the whole -
[00:37.17] But finally I got this girlfriend, and we were makin' out
[00:40.64] And she reached out, and she put her hand round my dick
[00:42.36] And I fuckin' lost -, first of all I came immediately
[00:45.15] And also I started fartin' as I came, and -
[00:52.44] I started fartin' it was pupupu, it was throughout
[00:56.40] And She is laughin' pupu, haha, haha
[01:02.96] That's how my sex life started, ok!
[01:05.61] That's how it started, fuckin' shame and depression
[01:13.37] Before that I was eh, it was just me
[01:16.93] Masturbatin' copiously, happily I loved it
[01:20.18] When I discovered masturbation, I was so happy
[01:22.31] I loved it, everybody loves it, nobody says, "Ahh, it fuckin' sucks"
[01:25.24] It was pretty universally liked
[01:26.62] But eh, I am, I remember when I first started
[01:33.01] And I to-, I thought I was the only one doin' it
[01:35.06] And I told my friend Jeff and eh, he was doin' it too
[01:38.86] So we said -, that is real name too, it's kinda of fucked up
[01:40.75] You know what I'm sayin' but anyway, we were
[01:43.62] We were comparin' notes about how we masturbated
[01:47.67] And I did it, you know, well I was 11, so I was goin' like this
[01:51.12] I actually did it like this for a long time
[01:54.09] 'Cause like nobody, teaches you how to jerk off
[01:56.13] So, like even when my dick grew, I kept doin' it like this
[02:00.02] And then I saw a movie or somethin' like that and was like
[02:02.17] Fuck the whole hand, that is genius, awesome
[02:14.70] Easily one of the best, fuckin' thin' I ever discovered
[02:17.80] I still -, some of this fuckin' -, aww are so smart
[02:20.51] So smart to use the whole hand, awesome
[02:22.72] To this day of my fuckin' argh!
[02:24.82] Who ever fuckin' yeah, awesome
[02:30.10] But anyway, Jeff did it totally differently
[02:31.89] Jeff didn't eh, he would lie on his stomach
[02:34.67] He'd lie on his stomach and press his dick into his palm really hard
[02:38.16] And he enjoyed the pressure
[02:39.74] And ahh, some kids do it like that I looked it up and I, by the way
[02:43.11] It fucks your dick up, so don't do it
[02:44.37] Don't do it, it does fuck your dick up
[02:46.21] But he did, he didn't know, so he was pushin' his dick in his palm
[02:49.02] And I think sometimes he'd put a book on the other
[02:51.24] Behind his head like he just liked the pressure
[02:53.44] And he couldn't get enough pressure
[02:54.71] So he said to me, maybe if I sat on his ass
[02:57.05] While he did this, it would be better
[03:00.48] So I did, I sat on his ass
[03:07.73] And I remember that moment I am sittin' on Jeff's ass
[03:12.36] While he jerked himself off and
[03:14.65] I remember thinkin' to myself, is this gay that I'm doin' this?
[03:23.19] Or am I just a really good friend?
[03:24.52] Maybe I'm just a good friend
[03:31.06] It's weird to think now, but I fuckin'
[03:33.07] Sat on 11 years old boy's ass while he masturbated
[03:38.15] I mean I was 11 so it was cool
[03:39.36] Now I get fuckin' crucified for that shit
[03:44.80] I didn't know what I had boy
[03:48.17] Alright easy! Easy!
[03:50.83]
[00:04.64] Where I was like really goin', hog wild with the babes
[00:07.51] I had a -, it was late for me when I started havin' sex
[00:09.96] I was 18 before anythin' happens to me
[00:12.18] Ahh, and my girlfriend gave me a hand job
[00:14.16] First thing that happened to me sexually ever
[00:16.29] I mean it was awesome, it was great
[00:17.97] Because nobody ever touched my dick
[00:20.15] Nobody in the world had touched my dick
[00:22.48] My dick had touched a lot of things
[00:24.84] Because that what you do when you're a young boy
[00:27.72] You touch your dick to many surfaces around the world
[00:30.42] Just fuckin' lookin' for anythin' that feels good enough
[00:34.08] That eh you don't have to talk to a girl, ah, that's the whole -
[00:37.17] But finally I got this girlfriend, and we were makin' out
[00:40.64] And she reached out, and she put her hand round my dick
[00:42.36] And I fuckin' lost -, first of all I came immediately
[00:45.15] And also I started fartin' as I came, and -
[00:52.44] I started fartin' it was pupupu, it was throughout
[00:56.40] And She is laughin' pupu, haha, haha
[01:02.96] That's how my sex life started, ok!
[01:05.61] That's how it started, fuckin' shame and depression
[01:13.37] Before that I was eh, it was just me
[01:16.93] Masturbatin' copiously, happily I loved it
[01:20.18] When I discovered masturbation, I was so happy
[01:22.31] I loved it, everybody loves it, nobody says, "Ahh, it fuckin' sucks"
[01:25.24] It was pretty universally liked
[01:26.62] But eh, I am, I remember when I first started
[01:33.01] And I to-, I thought I was the only one doin' it
[01:35.06] And I told my friend Jeff and eh, he was doin' it too
[01:38.86] So we said -, that is real name too, it's kinda of fucked up
[01:40.75] You know what I'm sayin' but anyway, we were
[01:43.62] We were comparin' notes about how we masturbated
[01:47.67] And I did it, you know, well I was 11, so I was goin' like this
[01:51.12] I actually did it like this for a long time
[01:54.09] 'Cause like nobody, teaches you how to jerk off
[01:56.13] So, like even when my dick grew, I kept doin' it like this
[02:00.02] And then I saw a movie or somethin' like that and was like
[02:02.17] Fuck the whole hand, that is genius, awesome
[02:14.70] Easily one of the best, fuckin' thin' I ever discovered
[02:17.80] I still -, some of this fuckin' -, aww are so smart
[02:20.51] So smart to use the whole hand, awesome
[02:22.72] To this day of my fuckin' argh!
[02:24.82] Who ever fuckin' yeah, awesome
[02:30.10] But anyway, Jeff did it totally differently
[02:31.89] Jeff didn't eh, he would lie on his stomach
[02:34.67] He'd lie on his stomach and press his dick into his palm really hard
[02:38.16] And he enjoyed the pressure
[02:39.74] And ahh, some kids do it like that I looked it up and I, by the way
[02:43.11] It fucks your dick up, so don't do it
[02:44.37] Don't do it, it does fuck your dick up
[02:46.21] But he did, he didn't know, so he was pushin' his dick in his palm
[02:49.02] And I think sometimes he'd put a book on the other
[02:51.24] Behind his head like he just liked the pressure
[02:53.44] And he couldn't get enough pressure
[02:54.71] So he said to me, maybe if I sat on his ass
[02:57.05] While he did this, it would be better
[03:00.48] So I did, I sat on his ass
[03:07.73] And I remember that moment I am sittin' on Jeff's ass
[03:12.36] While he jerked himself off and
[03:14.65] I remember thinkin' to myself, is this gay that I'm doin' this?
[03:23.19] Or am I just a really good friend?
[03:24.52] Maybe I'm just a good friend
[03:31.06] It's weird to think now, but I fuckin'
[03:33.07] Sat on 11 years old boy's ass while he masturbated
[03:38.15] I mean I was 11 so it was cool
[03:39.36] Now I get fuckin' crucified for that shit
[03:44.80] I didn't know what I had boy
[03:48.17] Alright easy! Easy!
[03:50.83]