Daytime TV

[00:02.36] When I was a kid
[00:05.35] I used to fake sick
[00:09.00] Luckily my mom and dad were
[00:12.30] Pretty easy to trick
[00:16.13] I was biding my time
[00:19.38] Until the house was all mine
[00:25.66] To do the one thing I really wanted to do
[00:31.62] Which was watching daytime TV
[00:37.01] While there's no one home to watch me
[00:40.23] I'm hangin' out with Maury's
[00:43.09] Doing a paternity test
[00:44.57] Are you the father, well it's anybody's guess
[00:48.35] And give me Jerry Springer
[00:52.15] Judge Joe Brown, Judge Judy, and a TV dinner
[00:54.62] I guess the best things in life come free
[01:01.36] Like watching daytime TV
[01:18.31] When I was a kid
[01:21.88] The world was a mystery
[01:25.86] There were so many things that
[01:29.38] Just didn't make sense to me
[01:33.94] And the way to find out
[01:36.38] What all the fuss was about
[01:42.13] And to satisfy my healthy curiosity
[01:48.56] Was by watching daytime TV
[01:53.37] While there's no one home to watch me
[01:57.42] I'm hangin' out with Maury's
[01:59.86] Doing a paternity test
[02:01.66] Are you the father, well it's anybody's guess
[02:06.94] And give me Jerry Springer
[02:08.89] Judge Joe Brown, Judge Judy, and a TV dinner
[02:13.45] I guess the best things in life come free
[02:18.60] Like watching daytime TV
[02:48.82] There's no one home to watch me
[02:52.15] There's no one home to stop me
[02:55.69] From hangin' out with Maury
[02:59.25] I'm hangin' out with Genevieve
[03:02.94] There's no one home to watch me
[03:06.63] There's no one home to stop me
[03:10.28] From hangin' out with Maury
[03:13.76] I'm hangin' out
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