Shut Up and Pour Me a Drink

[00:15.73] Don't tell me
[00:16.64] Don't tempt me
[00:18.47] I'll drink 'till the bottles' empty
[00:20.29] I'm not in denial, so don't put my life on trial
[00:24.88] I never asked for your opinion
[00:30.20] I never asked for your advice
[00:34.79] You think I'm unable
[00:37.47] to set my drink down on the table
[00:39.24] I hoard it, I guard it
[00:41.99] But dammit I'm the one who bought it
[00:44.69] So I don't wanna hear your sermon
[00:47.43] you're only preaching to the choir
[00:52.80] Nobody's paying you to think
[00:57.36] So shut up and pour me a drink
[01:01.89] Stop pointing your finger
[01:05.47] I never said I was a social drinker
[01:08.19] Don't tell me, Don't tempt me
[01:10.94] Don't break it to me gently
[01:12.60] If you don't ask me stupid questions
[01:16.31] I'll never tell you stupid lies
[01:21.79] Nobody's telling you to think
[01:27.11] So shut up and pour me a drink
[01:40.62] I'm not some red-nosed cartoon
[01:43.40] Thrown out of every barroom
[01:46.13] It's not some nasty habit
[01:47.95] So don't lock your liquor cabinet
[01:50.60] If I start missing work
[01:52.42] And acting like a total jerk
[01:55.12] Then you can say anything you want
[02:00.55] Your party's distended
[02:02.32] But I'll be the last one standing
[02:05.06] I'll win by attrition
[02:06.80] Praise the lord and pass the ammunition
[02:09.69] You think I've got a drinking problem?
[02:12.35] I think I do it pretty well!
[02:17.78] And anyway...
[02:19.59] Nobody's paying you to think
[02:23.15] So shut up and pour me a drink
[02:33.04] Just shut up and pour me a drink
[02:38.54] Nobody's paying you to think
[02:41.24] So just shut up and pour me a drink
[02:51.44] Ohhhh Just shut up and pour me a drink
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