The Great Picking Song

The Great Picking seals our future
Deciding what will all will be
Some will be chips and some hash browns
I wonder what's my destiny
I could be a baked potato with toppings heaping up sky high
But if I get my wish, I'll be delish
Cause I'm a French fry kind of guy
Potatoes can be scalloped, mashed
Finely diced for corn beef hash
Knishes kugels latkes gnocchi
Shepherd's pie is okie-dokie
Salads, groten and poutine
Potato doughnuts, that's a thing
Fat samosas piping hot
Crispy golden tots
But whether I'm straight or curly
Or crinkle cut I can't deny
That I'll be first in the vat
I live for that
And they I'll say
Hurray!
Cause I'm a French fry kind of guy