Sex Offender Shuffle

[00:35.69] The state of Florida
[00:36.89] Has asked us to
[00:37.85] Disclose our sexual crimes to you
[00:40.04] We were bad but now we're good
[00:42.41] We're moving into your neighborhood
[00:44.73] You know we're trying our best to be
[00:46.46] Functioning members of society
[00:48.95] We're not here to start no trouble
[00:51.65] We're legally required to do the
[00:52.90] Sex offender shuffle
[00:53.86] I'm Larry Arthauer
[00:54.90] And I'll refrain
[00:55.99] From touching my neighbor's kids again
[00:58.66] What I did was not too kind
[01:00.68] But I'm a nice guy
[01:01.37] You'll come to find
[01:02.82] Got a backyard and a real nice pool
[01:04.93] Y'all should come over for a barbecue
[01:07.37] We can make some cold drinks
[01:08.36] In my blender
[01:09.54] But do keep in mind
[01:10.66] That I'm a sex offender
[01:11.91] Vernon Douglas is my name
[01:14.36] My battery arrest is what brought me fame
[01:16.29] But there's much more to know about me
[01:18.66] I love to dance and I love to ski
[01:20.95] I zip and zoom on through the snow
[01:23.33] Strap on my boots and watch me go
[01:25.24] But I can't ski
[01:26.50] Until December
[01:27.98] Until then I'm just a sex offender
[01:30.34] I'm Charles Dolling
[01:31.39] Dropping rhymes
[01:32.23] I've been arrested seven times
[01:34.78] I know that sounds
[01:35.81] Like a lot
[01:36.16] Three of those times were for vandalism
[01:39.25] Feel real bad
[01:40.36] I got caught
[01:41.72] Come on dude again
[01:42.95] Probably not
[01:44.03] I'm not here to make pretenses
[01:46.32] I'm here because my sex offences
[01:48.24] I'm Sam Pound
[01:49.60] I'm number one
[01:50.60] Apologizing for what I've done
[01:52.91] In case you were wondering
[01:54.32] What that was
[01:55.23] I snuck into a bathroom
[01:56.39] And I
[01:58.98] Ain't no trouble
[02:01.57] I'm just here to do the
[02:02.65] Sex offender shuffle
[02:08.40] Hey everybody
[02:13.73] I'm Laura Hughes
[02:15.34] Proving girls can do it to
[02:17.26] And by it I mean
[02:18.69] Touch your cousin
[02:20.08] Was it worth it
[02:21.00] No it wasn't
[02:21.99] Won't find me in your child's play set
[02:24.46] Cuz I gotta wear this ankle bracelet
[02:26.74] I'm not here to go on bender
[02:28.69] I'm here because I'm a sex offender
[02:30.19] Last name Burmholdt
[02:32.03] First name Mark
[02:33.40] I'm moving in somewhere
[02:34.76] On your block
[02:35.69] Not in a house
[02:36.68] But in a van
[02:38.09] If you need me to move it
[02:39.34] I sure can
[02:40.80] Last thing I want is any trouble
[02:42.31] Learned my lesson from the
[02:44.79] Sex offender shuffle
[02:49.41] I'm the one they call
[02:50.42] Arthur Chase
[02:51.60] They said I didn't have
[02:52.93] To show my face
[02:54.05] My first trial ended in a hung jury
[02:55.60] If I'm found guilty
[02:57.02] They'll un-claw me
[02:58.62] I'm not the necrophiliac
[02:59.75] Arthur Chase
[03:00.72] That's a different
[03:01.66] Arthur Chase
[03:03.00] I'm not here to be my own defender
[03:05.49] I'm because I'm possibly a sex offender
[03:07.45] Ok real quick
[03:09.38] I'm not like these people
[03:09.89] This is an extortion plot
[03:10.95] On my ex wife
[03:12.04] Who's the only witness
[03:12.84] And she's trying to take away my kids
[03:14.64] I'm not here to pack my duffle
[03:17.94] I'm here to do the sex offender shuffle
[03:20.98] The state of Florida
[03:22.24] Has asked us to
[03:23.41] Disclose our sexual crimes to you
[03:25.97] We were bad but now we're good
[03:27.92] We're moving into your neighborhood
[03:30.52] We're obliged to admit
[03:32.34] The crime s for which we were convicted
[03:34.96] We're not here to start no trouble
[03:37.47] We're legally obliged to do the
[03:38.49] Sex offender shuffle
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