Hell's Greatest Dad (Tech Support Edition)
๐ต 1578 characters
โฑ๏ธ 2:02 duration
๐ ID: 10890686
๐ Lyrics
Ha-ha-ha, alright then
(Ha-ha)
Looks like you could use some help
From the boss bitch of Hell herself
Check out daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp
(Five stars! Scuff free! Greater than great!)
With the punch of a pentagram
I wap-bam-boom, alakazam
Usually, I charge like ten giftie subbies
But you get the subscriber rate (thanks dad!)
Who needs the busboy, now that you've got the chef? (Whoa)
Michelin-tastling menu, free a la carte
I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref
Champagne fountains, caviar mountains, that's just the start
Who's been here since day one?
Who's been faithful as a nun?
Who's been making you chuckle with an old-timey pun?
Your favorite tech support (that's true)
I'm your guy, your day-to-day
Your chum, your steadfast hotelier
Remember when I fixed that stream today?
(I was glitched, thank you, sir!)
I'm truly honored that we built such a bond (aw)
You're like a child that I wish that I had (uh, what?)
I care for you, just like a daughter I spawned (wait a second)
It's a little funny
You could almost call me "Daddy"
They say when you're looking for assistance
It's smart to pick the path of least resistance
Others say that in your needy hour
There's no substitute for pure angelic power
Who's covers you had once said raised you up
Sadly, there are times your first streamer is a dud
They say the family you choose is better
What a bunch of losers!
Can you butt out of my song?
Your song? I started this!
I'm singing it, I'll finish it!
Oh, you tacky piece of-
You're not even a daddy, you're Monarch!
No, that's not even your real name!
(Ha-ha)
Looks like you could use some help
From the boss bitch of Hell herself
Check out daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp
(Five stars! Scuff free! Greater than great!)
With the punch of a pentagram
I wap-bam-boom, alakazam
Usually, I charge like ten giftie subbies
But you get the subscriber rate (thanks dad!)
Who needs the busboy, now that you've got the chef? (Whoa)
Michelin-tastling menu, free a la carte
I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref
Champagne fountains, caviar mountains, that's just the start
Who's been here since day one?
Who's been faithful as a nun?
Who's been making you chuckle with an old-timey pun?
Your favorite tech support (that's true)
I'm your guy, your day-to-day
Your chum, your steadfast hotelier
Remember when I fixed that stream today?
(I was glitched, thank you, sir!)
I'm truly honored that we built such a bond (aw)
You're like a child that I wish that I had (uh, what?)
I care for you, just like a daughter I spawned (wait a second)
It's a little funny
You could almost call me "Daddy"
They say when you're looking for assistance
It's smart to pick the path of least resistance
Others say that in your needy hour
There's no substitute for pure angelic power
Who's covers you had once said raised you up
Sadly, there are times your first streamer is a dud
They say the family you choose is better
What a bunch of losers!
Can you butt out of my song?
Your song? I started this!
I'm singing it, I'll finish it!
Oh, you tacky piece of-
You're not even a daddy, you're Monarch!
No, that's not even your real name!
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.47] Ha-ha-ha, alright then
[00:03.85] (Ha-ha)
[00:04.93] Looks like you could use some help
[00:06.90] From the boss bitch of Hell herself
[00:08.85] Check out daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp
[00:10.81] (Five stars! Scuff free! Greater than great!)
[00:13.18] With the punch of a pentagram
[00:14.81] I wap-bam-boom, alakazam
[00:16.86] Usually, I charge like ten giftie subbies
[00:18.58] But you get the subscriber rate (thanks dad!)
[00:21.09] Who needs the busboy, now that you've got the chef? (Whoa)
[00:25.27] Michelin-tastling menu, free a la carte
[00:29.41] I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref
[00:33.04] Champagne fountains, caviar mountains, that's just the start
[00:37.21] Who's been here since day one?
[00:38.91] Who's been faithful as a nun?
[00:41.08] Who's been making you chuckle with an old-timey pun?
[00:42.91] Your favorite tech support (that's true)
[00:45.25] I'm your guy, your day-to-day
[00:46.95] Your chum, your steadfast hotelier
[00:48.96] Remember when I fixed that stream today?
[00:50.95] (I was glitched, thank you, sir!)
[00:53.38] I'm truly honored that we built such a bond (aw)
[00:57.32] You're like a child that I wish that I had (uh, what?)
[01:01.22] I care for you, just like a daughter I spawned (wait a second)
[01:04.94] It's a little funny
[01:05.79] You could almost call me "Daddy"
[01:10.02]
[01:20.24] They say when you're looking for assistance
[01:24.11] It's smart to pick the path of least resistance
[01:28.33] Others say that in your needy hour
[01:31.53] There's no substitute for pure angelic power
[01:36.38] Who's covers you had once said raised you up
[01:39.47] Sadly, there are times your first streamer is a dud
[01:42.46] They say the family you choose is better
[01:44.79] What a bunch of losers!
[01:45.84] Can you butt out of my song?
[01:46.98] Your song? I started this!
[01:48.36] I'm singing it, I'll finish it!
[01:49.45] Oh, you tacky piece of-
[01:50.64] You're not even a daddy, you're Monarch!
[01:53.46] No, that's not even your real name!
[01:58.04]
[00:03.85] (Ha-ha)
[00:04.93] Looks like you could use some help
[00:06.90] From the boss bitch of Hell herself
[00:08.85] Check out daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp
[00:10.81] (Five stars! Scuff free! Greater than great!)
[00:13.18] With the punch of a pentagram
[00:14.81] I wap-bam-boom, alakazam
[00:16.86] Usually, I charge like ten giftie subbies
[00:18.58] But you get the subscriber rate (thanks dad!)
[00:21.09] Who needs the busboy, now that you've got the chef? (Whoa)
[00:25.27] Michelin-tastling menu, free a la carte
[00:29.41] I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref
[00:33.04] Champagne fountains, caviar mountains, that's just the start
[00:37.21] Who's been here since day one?
[00:38.91] Who's been faithful as a nun?
[00:41.08] Who's been making you chuckle with an old-timey pun?
[00:42.91] Your favorite tech support (that's true)
[00:45.25] I'm your guy, your day-to-day
[00:46.95] Your chum, your steadfast hotelier
[00:48.96] Remember when I fixed that stream today?
[00:50.95] (I was glitched, thank you, sir!)
[00:53.38] I'm truly honored that we built such a bond (aw)
[00:57.32] You're like a child that I wish that I had (uh, what?)
[01:01.22] I care for you, just like a daughter I spawned (wait a second)
[01:04.94] It's a little funny
[01:05.79] You could almost call me "Daddy"
[01:10.02]
[01:20.24] They say when you're looking for assistance
[01:24.11] It's smart to pick the path of least resistance
[01:28.33] Others say that in your needy hour
[01:31.53] There's no substitute for pure angelic power
[01:36.38] Who's covers you had once said raised you up
[01:39.47] Sadly, there are times your first streamer is a dud
[01:42.46] They say the family you choose is better
[01:44.79] What a bunch of losers!
[01:45.84] Can you butt out of my song?
[01:46.98] Your song? I started this!
[01:48.36] I'm singing it, I'll finish it!
[01:49.45] Oh, you tacky piece of-
[01:50.64] You're not even a daddy, you're Monarch!
[01:53.46] No, that's not even your real name!
[01:58.04]