My Mother Is A Pornstar
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I've been teased a few times, but it's been reasonable
See it's cool, she causes riots when she takes me to school
People drool when she's walking past
Before class, I always laugh as my friends' divorced dads
Ask her for an autograph on the streets
Cats glance at each other, speak of her
Some even ask my mother to sign her DVD cover
Everybody knows her, every fella probably owns
A poster of her if he's aged 21 and over
The globe is heavy on her shoulders, she carries the weight
Kids get carried away, I couldn't care what they say
'Cause I don't want another mother, yeah, none can compare
She's stunning, she's rare, she's cunning, she's mum of the year
She puts men in a frenzy, the pretty woman women envy
She's willing and caring with me, she's witty and friendly
I really love her cooking, but you don't know the half
You don't know better than to fantasize about her ass
My mother's a pornstar and so what?
It didn't change shit growing up
She knew how to raise her boy the right way
So fuck whatever you may say
My mother's a pornstar and so what?
It didn't change shit growing up
She knew how to raise her boy the right way
So fuck whatever you may say
My mother's a star, she makes flicks for adults
But don't think she don't love my dad, this isn't a joke
We've got moral standards, we a normal family
Living happily, so fuck you and your porno fantasy
She makes sex-tapes and yes, I know they're X-rated
But she's never had to be explicit and explain it to me
I don't care if she's got a wonderful booty, what are you on?
Truly? I've never wanted to watch one of her movies
My mummy ain't some friggin' filthy hooker
But if we looked close at yours, I'm sure we'd fill a book up
Mine puts money on the table, while your mother is unable to cope
Nasal full of coke, no wonder you're unstable
Make your silly jokes, huh, keep up the babbling
At least mine don't creep around, sleeping with married men
She may get nude on the cam, but won't be fooled by a man
Always do what she can to bring loot to her nuclear fam
My mother is a pornstar and so what?
It didn't change shit growing up
She knew how to raise her boy the right way
(Ouch, you got it in my eye)
Give it to me fast, I like it fast
Wow, that really was great
Yeah
Women judge each other with a look
Men judge a colour and the cover of a book
And I judge the judge that judges my mother
Yeah, I'm a mother's boy
So reconsider or go fuck yourself
But don't take it literally you dirty douchebag
Back the fuck off my fam and let us live our normal life
I'ma get back to mine, I've gotta go kid
My mother's calling me, I've gotta do the washing up
Tera Patrick was over for dinner
And I'm out, the cognac is waiting
My mother's a pornstar and so what? (Yeah)
It didn't change shit growing up
She knew how to raise her boy the right way
So fuck whatever you may say
My mother's a pornstar and so what?
It didn't change shit growing up
She knew how to raise her boy the right way
So fuck whatever you may say
My mother's a pornstar and so what?
(In the end, being a mama's boy isn't such a bad thing)
See it's cool, she causes riots when she takes me to school
People drool when she's walking past
Before class, I always laugh as my friends' divorced dads
Ask her for an autograph on the streets
Cats glance at each other, speak of her
Some even ask my mother to sign her DVD cover
Everybody knows her, every fella probably owns
A poster of her if he's aged 21 and over
The globe is heavy on her shoulders, she carries the weight
Kids get carried away, I couldn't care what they say
'Cause I don't want another mother, yeah, none can compare
She's stunning, she's rare, she's cunning, she's mum of the year
She puts men in a frenzy, the pretty woman women envy
She's willing and caring with me, she's witty and friendly
I really love her cooking, but you don't know the half
You don't know better than to fantasize about her ass
My mother's a pornstar and so what?
It didn't change shit growing up
She knew how to raise her boy the right way
So fuck whatever you may say
My mother's a pornstar and so what?
It didn't change shit growing up
She knew how to raise her boy the right way
So fuck whatever you may say
My mother's a star, she makes flicks for adults
But don't think she don't love my dad, this isn't a joke
We've got moral standards, we a normal family
Living happily, so fuck you and your porno fantasy
She makes sex-tapes and yes, I know they're X-rated
But she's never had to be explicit and explain it to me
I don't care if she's got a wonderful booty, what are you on?
Truly? I've never wanted to watch one of her movies
My mummy ain't some friggin' filthy hooker
But if we looked close at yours, I'm sure we'd fill a book up
Mine puts money on the table, while your mother is unable to cope
Nasal full of coke, no wonder you're unstable
Make your silly jokes, huh, keep up the babbling
At least mine don't creep around, sleeping with married men
She may get nude on the cam, but won't be fooled by a man
Always do what she can to bring loot to her nuclear fam
My mother is a pornstar and so what?
It didn't change shit growing up
She knew how to raise her boy the right way
(Ouch, you got it in my eye)
Give it to me fast, I like it fast
Wow, that really was great
Yeah
Women judge each other with a look
Men judge a colour and the cover of a book
And I judge the judge that judges my mother
Yeah, I'm a mother's boy
So reconsider or go fuck yourself
But don't take it literally you dirty douchebag
Back the fuck off my fam and let us live our normal life
I'ma get back to mine, I've gotta go kid
My mother's calling me, I've gotta do the washing up
Tera Patrick was over for dinner
And I'm out, the cognac is waiting
My mother's a pornstar and so what? (Yeah)
It didn't change shit growing up
She knew how to raise her boy the right way
So fuck whatever you may say
My mother's a pornstar and so what?
It didn't change shit growing up
She knew how to raise her boy the right way
So fuck whatever you may say
My mother's a pornstar and so what?
(In the end, being a mama's boy isn't such a bad thing)
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:10.46] I've been teased a few times, but it's been reasonable
[00:13.66] See it's cool, she causes riots when she takes me to school
[00:16.43] People drool when she's walking past
[00:18.05] Before class, I always laugh as my friends' divorced dads
[00:20.54] Ask her for an autograph on the streets
[00:22.62] Cats glance at each other, speak of her
[00:25.17] Some even ask my mother to sign her DVD cover
[00:27.98] Everybody knows her, every fella probably owns
[00:30.30] A poster of her if he's aged 21 and over
[00:33.54] The globe is heavy on her shoulders, she carries the weight
[00:36.00] Kids get carried away, I couldn't care what they say
[00:38.47] 'Cause I don't want another mother, yeah, none can compare
[00:41.36] She's stunning, she's rare, she's cunning, she's mum of the year
[00:44.07] She puts men in a frenzy, the pretty woman women envy
[00:47.17] She's willing and caring with me, she's witty and friendly
[00:49.73] I really love her cooking, but you don't know the half
[00:52.80] You don't know better than to fantasize about her ass
[00:56.43] My mother's a pornstar and so what?
[00:59.00] It didn't change shit growing up
[01:01.92] She knew how to raise her boy the right way
[01:04.73] So fuck whatever you may say
[01:07.55] My mother's a pornstar and so what?
[01:10.44] It didn't change shit growing up
[01:13.01] She knew how to raise her boy the right way
[01:15.86] So fuck whatever you may say
[01:17.88] My mother's a star, she makes flicks for adults
[01:20.46] But don't think she don't love my dad, this isn't a joke
[01:23.09] We've got moral standards, we a normal family
[01:26.27] Living happily, so fuck you and your porno fantasy
[01:28.65] She makes sex-tapes and yes, I know they're X-rated
[01:31.68] But she's never had to be explicit and explain it to me
[01:35.04] I don't care if she's got a wonderful booty, what are you on?
[01:38.02] Truly? I've never wanted to watch one of her movies
[01:40.52] My mummy ain't some friggin' filthy hooker
[01:42.78] But if we looked close at yours, I'm sure we'd fill a book up
[01:45.77] Mine puts money on the table, while your mother is unable to cope
[01:49.14] Nasal full of coke, no wonder you're unstable
[01:51.56] Make your silly jokes, huh, keep up the babbling
[01:54.25] At least mine don't creep around, sleeping with married men
[01:57.14] She may get nude on the cam, but won't be fooled by a man
[01:59.90] Always do what she can to bring loot to her nuclear fam
[02:03.36] My mother is a pornstar and so what?
[02:06.01] It didn't change shit growing up
[02:08.77] She knew how to raise her boy the right way
[02:11.74] (Ouch, you got it in my eye)
[02:14.18]
[02:33.88] Give it to me fast, I like it fast
[02:45.21] Wow, that really was great
[02:47.64] Yeah
[02:49.02] Women judge each other with a look
[02:51.51] Men judge a colour and the cover of a book
[02:54.86] And I judge the judge that judges my mother
[02:57.86] Yeah, I'm a mother's boy
[03:00.45] So reconsider or go fuck yourself
[03:03.31] But don't take it literally you dirty douchebag
[03:06.67] Back the fuck off my fam and let us live our normal life
[03:10.12] I'ma get back to mine, I've gotta go kid
[03:12.89] My mother's calling me, I've gotta do the washing up
[03:16.03] Tera Patrick was over for dinner
[03:18.72] And I'm out, the cognac is waiting
[03:21.47] My mother's a pornstar and so what? (Yeah)
[03:24.29] It didn't change shit growing up
[03:26.90] She knew how to raise her boy the right way
[03:29.71] So fuck whatever you may say
[03:32.62] My mother's a pornstar and so what?
[03:35.42] It didn't change shit growing up
[03:38.00] She knew how to raise her boy the right way
[03:41.09] So fuck whatever you may say
[03:43.86] My mother's a pornstar and so what?
[03:48.36] (In the end, being a mama's boy isn't such a bad thing)
[03:52.84]
[00:13.66] See it's cool, she causes riots when she takes me to school
[00:16.43] People drool when she's walking past
[00:18.05] Before class, I always laugh as my friends' divorced dads
[00:20.54] Ask her for an autograph on the streets
[00:22.62] Cats glance at each other, speak of her
[00:25.17] Some even ask my mother to sign her DVD cover
[00:27.98] Everybody knows her, every fella probably owns
[00:30.30] A poster of her if he's aged 21 and over
[00:33.54] The globe is heavy on her shoulders, she carries the weight
[00:36.00] Kids get carried away, I couldn't care what they say
[00:38.47] 'Cause I don't want another mother, yeah, none can compare
[00:41.36] She's stunning, she's rare, she's cunning, she's mum of the year
[00:44.07] She puts men in a frenzy, the pretty woman women envy
[00:47.17] She's willing and caring with me, she's witty and friendly
[00:49.73] I really love her cooking, but you don't know the half
[00:52.80] You don't know better than to fantasize about her ass
[00:56.43] My mother's a pornstar and so what?
[00:59.00] It didn't change shit growing up
[01:01.92] She knew how to raise her boy the right way
[01:04.73] So fuck whatever you may say
[01:07.55] My mother's a pornstar and so what?
[01:10.44] It didn't change shit growing up
[01:13.01] She knew how to raise her boy the right way
[01:15.86] So fuck whatever you may say
[01:17.88] My mother's a star, she makes flicks for adults
[01:20.46] But don't think she don't love my dad, this isn't a joke
[01:23.09] We've got moral standards, we a normal family
[01:26.27] Living happily, so fuck you and your porno fantasy
[01:28.65] She makes sex-tapes and yes, I know they're X-rated
[01:31.68] But she's never had to be explicit and explain it to me
[01:35.04] I don't care if she's got a wonderful booty, what are you on?
[01:38.02] Truly? I've never wanted to watch one of her movies
[01:40.52] My mummy ain't some friggin' filthy hooker
[01:42.78] But if we looked close at yours, I'm sure we'd fill a book up
[01:45.77] Mine puts money on the table, while your mother is unable to cope
[01:49.14] Nasal full of coke, no wonder you're unstable
[01:51.56] Make your silly jokes, huh, keep up the babbling
[01:54.25] At least mine don't creep around, sleeping with married men
[01:57.14] She may get nude on the cam, but won't be fooled by a man
[01:59.90] Always do what she can to bring loot to her nuclear fam
[02:03.36] My mother is a pornstar and so what?
[02:06.01] It didn't change shit growing up
[02:08.77] She knew how to raise her boy the right way
[02:11.74] (Ouch, you got it in my eye)
[02:14.18]
[02:33.88] Give it to me fast, I like it fast
[02:45.21] Wow, that really was great
[02:47.64] Yeah
[02:49.02] Women judge each other with a look
[02:51.51] Men judge a colour and the cover of a book
[02:54.86] And I judge the judge that judges my mother
[02:57.86] Yeah, I'm a mother's boy
[03:00.45] So reconsider or go fuck yourself
[03:03.31] But don't take it literally you dirty douchebag
[03:06.67] Back the fuck off my fam and let us live our normal life
[03:10.12] I'ma get back to mine, I've gotta go kid
[03:12.89] My mother's calling me, I've gotta do the washing up
[03:16.03] Tera Patrick was over for dinner
[03:18.72] And I'm out, the cognac is waiting
[03:21.47] My mother's a pornstar and so what? (Yeah)
[03:24.29] It didn't change shit growing up
[03:26.90] She knew how to raise her boy the right way
[03:29.71] So fuck whatever you may say
[03:32.62] My mother's a pornstar and so what?
[03:35.42] It didn't change shit growing up
[03:38.00] She knew how to raise her boy the right way
[03:41.09] So fuck whatever you may say
[03:43.86] My mother's a pornstar and so what?
[03:48.36] (In the end, being a mama's boy isn't such a bad thing)
[03:52.84]