Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Please
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Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please*
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
I'll have two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
I'll have some pickled onions,
And a little bit of cheese, please.
Thank you.
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Eh. Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
And I've got all the right money
And all that, please.
Thank you.
Oi! Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Ay! Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
I've been here half hour
And I'm getting very thirsty!
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Over here!
Oi! Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Why won't you serve me?
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Two pints of lagerβ
Listen, I'm getting impatient, John!
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps.
Two pints of lager and a packet of fff crisps.
Two pints of lager and a packet of
(Time, gentlemen, please!)
And a packet of crisps.
Oh. Ooh.
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
I'll have two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
I'll have some pickled onions,
And a little bit of cheese, please.
Thank you.
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Eh. Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
And I've got all the right money
And all that, please.
Thank you.
Oi! Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Ay! Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
I've been here half hour
And I'm getting very thirsty!
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Over here!
Oi! Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Why won't you serve me?
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Two pints of lagerβ
Listen, I'm getting impatient, John!
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps.
Two pints of lager and a packet of fff crisps.
Two pints of lager and a packet of
(Time, gentlemen, please!)
And a packet of crisps.
Oh. Ooh.
β±οΈ Synced Lyrics
[00:14.28] Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please*
[00:17.57] Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
[00:21.18] I'll have two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
[00:23.84] I'll have some pickled onions,
[00:24.98] And a little bit of cheese, please.
[00:26.72] Thank you.
[00:28.91]
[00:31.65] Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
[00:34.86] Eh. Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
[00:38.61] Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
[00:41.45] And I've got all the right money
[00:42.55] And all that, please.
[00:43.53] Thank you.
[00:45.79]
[00:48.98] Oi! Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
[00:52.04] Ay! Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
[00:55.79] Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
[00:57.72] I've been here half hour
[00:58.74] And I'm getting very thirsty!
[01:01.73]
[01:06.18] Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
[01:08.65] Over here!
[01:09.83] Oi! Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
[01:13.03] Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
[01:15.18] Why won't you serve me?
[01:18.98]
[01:40.65] Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
[01:44.05] Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
[01:47.37] Two pints of lagerβ
[01:48.62] Listen, I'm getting impatient, John!
[01:52.04]
[01:54.41] Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps.
[01:57.41] Two pints of lager and a packet of fff crisps.
[02:01.84] Two pints of lager and a packet of
[02:03.36] (Time, gentlemen, please!)
[02:04.42] And a packet of crisps.
[02:06.02] Oh. Ooh.
[02:08.43]
[00:17.57] Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
[00:21.18] I'll have two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
[00:23.84] I'll have some pickled onions,
[00:24.98] And a little bit of cheese, please.
[00:26.72] Thank you.
[00:28.91]
[00:31.65] Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
[00:34.86] Eh. Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
[00:38.61] Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
[00:41.45] And I've got all the right money
[00:42.55] And all that, please.
[00:43.53] Thank you.
[00:45.79]
[00:48.98] Oi! Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
[00:52.04] Ay! Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
[00:55.79] Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
[00:57.72] I've been here half hour
[00:58.74] And I'm getting very thirsty!
[01:01.73]
[01:06.18] Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
[01:08.65] Over here!
[01:09.83] Oi! Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
[01:13.03] Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
[01:15.18] Why won't you serve me?
[01:18.98]
[01:40.65] Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
[01:44.05] Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
[01:47.37] Two pints of lagerβ
[01:48.62] Listen, I'm getting impatient, John!
[01:52.04]
[01:54.41] Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps.
[01:57.41] Two pints of lager and a packet of fff crisps.
[02:01.84] Two pints of lager and a packet of
[02:03.36] (Time, gentlemen, please!)
[02:04.42] And a packet of crisps.
[02:06.02] Oh. Ooh.
[02:08.43]