Beetlejuice

It's showtime
Hey, bad news, you're D E A D
And the afterlife? HA! Ain't what it seems
You can't scare the living with a floating sheet
So just gimme a call if you wanna rest in peace
I'm the ghost with the most
A bio-exorcist 1-800 just call me
Beetlejuice, beetlejuice
Oh yea
Beetlejuice, beetlejuice
Say it again
Beetlejuice, beetlejuice
Oh no
Say my name three times
Everything will be fine
Beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetlejuice,
Now you're mine
Now, as per my credentials
I survived the black plague
I've seen the exorcist 167 times
And it keeps getting funnier every time I see it
Not to mention that fact that you're talking to a dead guy
It's hard to believe we can't strike a deal
You should be more trusting
I'm the ghost with the most
A bio-exorcist 1-800 just call me
Beetlejuice, beetlejuice
Oh yea
Beetlejuice, beetlejuice
Say it again
Beetlejuice, beetlejuice
Oh no
Say my name three times
Everything will be fine
Beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetlejuice,
Now you're mine
Into the underworld we go
It's just an eternity of bureaucratic paperwork so
It's hard to believe we can't strike a deal
You should be more trusting
I'm the ghost with the most
A bio-exorcist 1-800 just call me
Everybody SCREAM!
Beetlejuice, beetlejuice
Oh yea
Beetlejuice, beetlejuice
You did it again
Beetlejuice, beetlejuice
You let me out
When you said my name three times
Now I'll make the whole world mine
Now you're mine
It's so good to be back from beyond the grave
Now you're mine