Ivy League

If i was an Ivy League
Kind of girl
Do you think that they would give me more shifts at work?

Spend all my day walking 'round the local lake never thought that I would have this 9 to 5 heartache

I went to B grade university and got myself an arts degree woah

If I was An Ivy League
kind of girl
Do you think that I'd be different
Would it change my world?
Spend all my days
Getting on the Honour Roll
Then I'd go and get married
So I don't live on the Dole

I went to B grade university and got myself an arts degree woah

I'll be a straight-A student
And pass with flying colours
Get invited to do honours
I'll be a workplace dreamboat
Job interviews- I know it all
I'll be so damn employable

I went to B grade university and got myself an arts degree

I went to B grade university and got myself an arts degree woah