Dick in My Nightstand
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โฑ๏ธ 3:15 duration
๐ ID: 10937026
๐ Lyrics
Where does the time go?
Thanks for the nachos and two-for-one tacos
Good thing tequila does what it does
I didn't catch feelings but I caught a buzz
Yeah, I see you talking, I'm over here smiling
'Cause I'm fantasizing about riding my Chevy off into the sun
As soon as this bowl of guacamole is gone
'Cause there's something better waiting at home
I got a dick in my nightstand
I can use with my left hand
When I'm alone it always treats me right
Never too tired on a Friday night
Some girls just want a good man with a good job and a good plan
Picket fence with a little white house on a hill with some nice land
But me, I got a dick in my nightstand, ooh yeah
All of my friends think that I need affection
But I found perfection
It doesn't talk when I'm trying to read
It doesn't poke me when I'm trying to sleep
I got a dick in my nightstand
I can use with my left hand
When I'm alone it always treats me right
Never too tired on a Friday night
Some girls just want a good man with a good job and a good plan
Picket fence with a little white house on a hill with some nice land
Me, I got a dick in my nightstand
It doesn't get mad at me
When I wanna watch Grey's Anatomy
It won't piss on the toilet seat
Or drag me to an Applebee's
I got a dick in my nightstand
I can use with my left hand
When I'm alone it always treats me right
Never too tired on a Friday night
Some girls just want a good man with a good job and a good plan
Picket fence with a little white house on a hill with some nice land
Oh, but me, I got a dick in my nightstand
You know I do
I see you talking, I'm over here smiling
'Cause I'm fantasizing about riding my Chevy off into the sun
As soon as this bowl of guacamole is gone
Dammit, the batteries are dead
Thanks for the nachos and two-for-one tacos
Good thing tequila does what it does
I didn't catch feelings but I caught a buzz
Yeah, I see you talking, I'm over here smiling
'Cause I'm fantasizing about riding my Chevy off into the sun
As soon as this bowl of guacamole is gone
'Cause there's something better waiting at home
I got a dick in my nightstand
I can use with my left hand
When I'm alone it always treats me right
Never too tired on a Friday night
Some girls just want a good man with a good job and a good plan
Picket fence with a little white house on a hill with some nice land
But me, I got a dick in my nightstand, ooh yeah
All of my friends think that I need affection
But I found perfection
It doesn't talk when I'm trying to read
It doesn't poke me when I'm trying to sleep
I got a dick in my nightstand
I can use with my left hand
When I'm alone it always treats me right
Never too tired on a Friday night
Some girls just want a good man with a good job and a good plan
Picket fence with a little white house on a hill with some nice land
Me, I got a dick in my nightstand
It doesn't get mad at me
When I wanna watch Grey's Anatomy
It won't piss on the toilet seat
Or drag me to an Applebee's
I got a dick in my nightstand
I can use with my left hand
When I'm alone it always treats me right
Never too tired on a Friday night
Some girls just want a good man with a good job and a good plan
Picket fence with a little white house on a hill with some nice land
Oh, but me, I got a dick in my nightstand
You know I do
I see you talking, I'm over here smiling
'Cause I'm fantasizing about riding my Chevy off into the sun
As soon as this bowl of guacamole is gone
Dammit, the batteries are dead
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:09.24] Where does the time go?
[00:11.19] Thanks for the nachos and two-for-one tacos
[00:14.10] Good thing tequila does what it does
[00:16.64] I didn't catch feelings but I caught a buzz
[00:21.80] Yeah, I see you talking, I'm over here smiling
[00:25.77] 'Cause I'm fantasizing about riding my Chevy off into the sun
[00:30.59] As soon as this bowl of guacamole is gone
[00:34.08] 'Cause there's something better waiting at home
[00:40.29] I got a dick in my nightstand
[00:43.84] I can use with my left hand
[00:47.30] When I'm alone it always treats me right
[00:50.52] Never too tired on a Friday night
[00:53.89] Some girls just want a good man with a good job and a good plan
[01:00.51] Picket fence with a little white house on a hill with some nice land
[01:05.82] But me, I got a dick in my nightstand, ooh yeah
[01:17.20] All of my friends think that I need affection
[01:20.83] But I found perfection
[01:22.55] It doesn't talk when I'm trying to read
[01:25.71] It doesn't poke me when I'm trying to sleep
[01:28.82] I got a dick in my nightstand
[01:32.33] I can use with my left hand
[01:35.85] When I'm alone it always treats me right
[01:39.02] Never too tired on a Friday night
[01:41.86] Some girls just want a good man with a good job and a good plan
[01:49.30] Picket fence with a little white house on a hill with some nice land
[01:54.80] Me, I got a dick in my nightstand
[02:00.55] It doesn't get mad at me
[02:03.09] When I wanna watch Grey's Anatomy
[02:05.89] It won't piss on the toilet seat
[02:09.86] Or drag me to an Applebee's
[02:13.74] I got a dick in my nightstand
[02:17.25] I can use with my left hand
[02:20.64] When I'm alone it always treats me right
[02:23.85] Never too tired on a Friday night
[02:27.19] Some girls just want a good man with a good job and a good plan
[02:34.34] Picket fence with a little white house on a hill with some nice land
[02:40.51] Oh, but me, I got a dick in my nightstand
[02:47.37] You know I do
[02:52.53] I see you talking, I'm over here smiling
[02:55.53] 'Cause I'm fantasizing about riding my Chevy off into the sun
[03:00.85] As soon as this bowl of guacamole is gone
[03:06.57] Dammit, the batteries are dead
[03:08.57]
[00:11.19] Thanks for the nachos and two-for-one tacos
[00:14.10] Good thing tequila does what it does
[00:16.64] I didn't catch feelings but I caught a buzz
[00:21.80] Yeah, I see you talking, I'm over here smiling
[00:25.77] 'Cause I'm fantasizing about riding my Chevy off into the sun
[00:30.59] As soon as this bowl of guacamole is gone
[00:34.08] 'Cause there's something better waiting at home
[00:40.29] I got a dick in my nightstand
[00:43.84] I can use with my left hand
[00:47.30] When I'm alone it always treats me right
[00:50.52] Never too tired on a Friday night
[00:53.89] Some girls just want a good man with a good job and a good plan
[01:00.51] Picket fence with a little white house on a hill with some nice land
[01:05.82] But me, I got a dick in my nightstand, ooh yeah
[01:17.20] All of my friends think that I need affection
[01:20.83] But I found perfection
[01:22.55] It doesn't talk when I'm trying to read
[01:25.71] It doesn't poke me when I'm trying to sleep
[01:28.82] I got a dick in my nightstand
[01:32.33] I can use with my left hand
[01:35.85] When I'm alone it always treats me right
[01:39.02] Never too tired on a Friday night
[01:41.86] Some girls just want a good man with a good job and a good plan
[01:49.30] Picket fence with a little white house on a hill with some nice land
[01:54.80] Me, I got a dick in my nightstand
[02:00.55] It doesn't get mad at me
[02:03.09] When I wanna watch Grey's Anatomy
[02:05.89] It won't piss on the toilet seat
[02:09.86] Or drag me to an Applebee's
[02:13.74] I got a dick in my nightstand
[02:17.25] I can use with my left hand
[02:20.64] When I'm alone it always treats me right
[02:23.85] Never too tired on a Friday night
[02:27.19] Some girls just want a good man with a good job and a good plan
[02:34.34] Picket fence with a little white house on a hill with some nice land
[02:40.51] Oh, but me, I got a dick in my nightstand
[02:47.37] You know I do
[02:52.53] I see you talking, I'm over here smiling
[02:55.53] 'Cause I'm fantasizing about riding my Chevy off into the sun
[03:00.85] As soon as this bowl of guacamole is gone
[03:06.57] Dammit, the batteries are dead
[03:08.57]