Smooth Jazz

[00:00.33] I wanna feel happy, I wanna feel free
[00:05.92] I wanna feel something that's other than me
[00:10.64] I wanna feel horny, but I wanna stay sweet
[00:15.40] I might as well suckle on my own damn teat
[00:20.38] 'Cause I just got this T-shirt from a T-shirt cannon
[00:25.07] And I feel like I'm likely from another planet
[00:30.02] And I like all my drinks when they're extra cold
[00:35.23] I feel like my shit is kind of getting old
[00:41.22] Getting old, getting old, oh oh oh oh
[00:49.61] Old, getting old, getting old
[00:58.89] I'm listening to smooth jazz
[01:02.91] In the parking lot outside of Joanne's Fabrics & Crafts
[01:08.53] And I'm feeling like a dumb spazz
[01:12.77] 'Cause my mind is moving way too fast, ah
[01:18.05] And I'm trying to stop it
[01:23.62] Keep my hands in my pockets
[01:28.22] Now I'm driving my car with my chin
[01:32.88] No matter how hard I try it, I know I can't win
[01:46.89] Jazz, baby!
[01:50.10] That's just jazz, baby
[01:54.23] That's just jazz
[01:58.76] That's just jazz, baby
[02:03.26] In my brain, baby
[02:07.29] So give me a lobotomy
[02:17.52] I'm listening to smooth jazz
[02:22.48] I'm listening to smooth jazz
[02:27.18] It makes me kinda feel bad
[02:31.36] Well I'm really kinda feeling bad, oh oh
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[02:50.23] Yeah I'm really kinda feeling like I'm listening to smooth smooth jazz
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