The Pitch
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So, ladies and-
Hello!
What? No, so ladies and-
Charles!
Try again, here we go!
Ladies and Gentlemen (Ladies and gentlemen)
We are gathered today to present our plan (Oh I don't know where I am)
It's a genius scheme (yes!)
A brand new team (uh-huh)
We really are a well-oiled-
Exactly!
Johnny, picture the scene
What if a British pilot crashed his plane
Then washed ashore in the south of Spain
His body forgotten, rotting in the sun
So we've lost our man, our hideous hero
The Spanish get a whiff of him (Ay, Dios mรญo!)
And then
Huh
Oh
I'm sorry
No
Now you go
You can do this, Charlie
So they find our man
Yes, I get the gist
And the briefcase we've fixed to his wrist
Jam packed with details of our next attack
If you see what we're saying
But how does this send the Germans to Sardinia?
Oh, Johnny, I know that the suspense is killing ya
Relax and we'll tell you all that you need to know
So as you're aware Spain is rife (It's rife)
With German spies
Who are bound to um
Materialise!
Right!
Once they know the Spaniards have our boy
So our allied Sardinian invasion plans
Will fly on the sly into enemy hands
Telling Adolf exactly where to go
He'll go to Sardinia!
Was that clear?
They'll do background checks
We'll get his papers set
We could fake his ID
You know, I'm pleased we met
Jean, that's enough
You need me here to pick up the slack
If we could maybe get back on track
We'll rewrite history, our cadaver will be
As traceable and real as you or me
And I trust that a body can be found
That would look to an expert freshly drowned?
Now that is an interesting little-
That's one for you, Charles, I think
Um well-
I see
Wait, John you wanted bold ideas
This is your chance
Mincemeat is the plan you've been looking for
To Get us into Sicily
We need to trick the Hun
Get them off our tails
Mincemeat is the plan that could tip the scales
A Trojan Horse
Or rather, Trojan corpse
Right!
The key to taking Sicily back by force
To win the fight it must be watertight
Find a body
Yes Johnny
Now give us the green light
We've told you all you need to know
So just say yes and then we'll go
Fine, you have your orders
What?
You have your orders
Yes!
We have our orders
Now go
Hello!
What? No, so ladies and-
Charles!
Try again, here we go!
Ladies and Gentlemen (Ladies and gentlemen)
We are gathered today to present our plan (Oh I don't know where I am)
It's a genius scheme (yes!)
A brand new team (uh-huh)
We really are a well-oiled-
Exactly!
Johnny, picture the scene
What if a British pilot crashed his plane
Then washed ashore in the south of Spain
His body forgotten, rotting in the sun
So we've lost our man, our hideous hero
The Spanish get a whiff of him (Ay, Dios mรญo!)
And then
Huh
Oh
I'm sorry
No
Now you go
You can do this, Charlie
So they find our man
Yes, I get the gist
And the briefcase we've fixed to his wrist
Jam packed with details of our next attack
If you see what we're saying
But how does this send the Germans to Sardinia?
Oh, Johnny, I know that the suspense is killing ya
Relax and we'll tell you all that you need to know
So as you're aware Spain is rife (It's rife)
With German spies
Who are bound to um
Materialise!
Right!
Once they know the Spaniards have our boy
So our allied Sardinian invasion plans
Will fly on the sly into enemy hands
Telling Adolf exactly where to go
He'll go to Sardinia!
Was that clear?
They'll do background checks
We'll get his papers set
We could fake his ID
You know, I'm pleased we met
Jean, that's enough
You need me here to pick up the slack
If we could maybe get back on track
We'll rewrite history, our cadaver will be
As traceable and real as you or me
And I trust that a body can be found
That would look to an expert freshly drowned?
Now that is an interesting little-
That's one for you, Charles, I think
Um well-
I see
Wait, John you wanted bold ideas
This is your chance
Mincemeat is the plan you've been looking for
To Get us into Sicily
We need to trick the Hun
Get them off our tails
Mincemeat is the plan that could tip the scales
A Trojan Horse
Or rather, Trojan corpse
Right!
The key to taking Sicily back by force
To win the fight it must be watertight
Find a body
Yes Johnny
Now give us the green light
We've told you all you need to know
So just say yes and then we'll go
Fine, you have your orders
What?
You have your orders
Yes!
We have our orders
Now go
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:03.86] So, ladies and-
[00:05.64] Hello!
[00:06.29] What? No, so ladies and-
[00:07.49] Charles!
[00:08.03] Try again, here we go!
[00:09.10] Ladies and Gentlemen (Ladies and gentlemen)
[00:11.26] We are gathered today to present our plan (Oh I don't know where I am)
[00:13.39] It's a genius scheme (yes!)
[00:14.87] A brand new team (uh-huh)
[00:15.99] We really are a well-oiled-
[00:17.55] Exactly!
[00:19.00] Johnny, picture the scene
[00:22.31] What if a British pilot crashed his plane
[00:27.79] Then washed ashore in the south of Spain
[00:30.31] His body forgotten, rotting in the sun
[00:34.52] So we've lost our man, our hideous hero
[00:37.20] The Spanish get a whiff of him (Ay, Dios mรญo!)
[00:39.53] And then
[00:39.95] Huh
[00:40.20] Oh
[00:40.62] I'm sorry
[00:41.12] No
[00:41.45] Now you go
[00:42.22] You can do this, Charlie
[00:43.56] So they find our man
[00:44.90] Yes, I get the gist
[00:46.19] And the briefcase we've fixed to his wrist
[00:48.25] Jam packed with details of our next attack
[00:50.98] If you see what we're saying
[00:52.79] But how does this send the Germans to Sardinia?
[00:55.15] Oh, Johnny, I know that the suspense is killing ya
[00:57.54] Relax and we'll tell you all that you need to know
[01:00.54] So as you're aware Spain is rife (It's rife)
[01:03.24] With German spies
[01:04.44] Who are bound to um
[01:05.58] Materialise!
[01:06.54] Right!
[01:07.11] Once they know the Spaniards have our boy
[01:11.07] So our allied Sardinian invasion plans
[01:13.52] Will fly on the sly into enemy hands
[01:15.82] Telling Adolf exactly where to go
[01:18.54] He'll go to Sardinia!
[01:19.47] Was that clear?
[01:20.37] They'll do background checks
[01:21.59] We'll get his papers set
[01:22.48] We could fake his ID
[01:23.62] You know, I'm pleased we met
[01:24.82] Jean, that's enough
[01:25.78] You need me here to pick up the slack
[01:27.68] If we could maybe get back on track
[01:29.40] We'll rewrite history, our cadaver will be
[01:31.50] As traceable and real as you or me
[01:33.96] And I trust that a body can be found
[01:36.33] That would look to an expert freshly drowned?
[01:39.26] Now that is an interesting little-
[01:41.62] That's one for you, Charles, I think
[01:43.95] Um well-
[01:44.85] I see
[01:46.08] Wait, John you wanted bold ideas
[01:48.47] This is your chance
[01:49.96] Mincemeat is the plan you've been looking for
[01:52.07] To Get us into Sicily
[01:54.06] We need to trick the Hun
[01:55.22] Get them off our tails
[01:56.41] Mincemeat is the plan that could tip the scales
[01:58.75] A Trojan Horse
[01:59.64] Or rather, Trojan corpse
[02:01.08] Right!
[02:01.35] The key to taking Sicily back by force
[02:03.59] To win the fight it must be watertight
[02:05.52] Find a body
[02:06.18] Yes Johnny
[02:07.03] Now give us the green light
[02:08.08] We've told you all you need to know
[02:10.35] So just say yes and then we'll go
[02:13.93] Fine, you have your orders
[02:16.37] What?
[02:17.18] You have your orders
[02:18.65] Yes!
[02:19.26] We have our orders
[02:20.96] Now go
[02:22.46]
[00:05.64] Hello!
[00:06.29] What? No, so ladies and-
[00:07.49] Charles!
[00:08.03] Try again, here we go!
[00:09.10] Ladies and Gentlemen (Ladies and gentlemen)
[00:11.26] We are gathered today to present our plan (Oh I don't know where I am)
[00:13.39] It's a genius scheme (yes!)
[00:14.87] A brand new team (uh-huh)
[00:15.99] We really are a well-oiled-
[00:17.55] Exactly!
[00:19.00] Johnny, picture the scene
[00:22.31] What if a British pilot crashed his plane
[00:27.79] Then washed ashore in the south of Spain
[00:30.31] His body forgotten, rotting in the sun
[00:34.52] So we've lost our man, our hideous hero
[00:37.20] The Spanish get a whiff of him (Ay, Dios mรญo!)
[00:39.53] And then
[00:39.95] Huh
[00:40.20] Oh
[00:40.62] I'm sorry
[00:41.12] No
[00:41.45] Now you go
[00:42.22] You can do this, Charlie
[00:43.56] So they find our man
[00:44.90] Yes, I get the gist
[00:46.19] And the briefcase we've fixed to his wrist
[00:48.25] Jam packed with details of our next attack
[00:50.98] If you see what we're saying
[00:52.79] But how does this send the Germans to Sardinia?
[00:55.15] Oh, Johnny, I know that the suspense is killing ya
[00:57.54] Relax and we'll tell you all that you need to know
[01:00.54] So as you're aware Spain is rife (It's rife)
[01:03.24] With German spies
[01:04.44] Who are bound to um
[01:05.58] Materialise!
[01:06.54] Right!
[01:07.11] Once they know the Spaniards have our boy
[01:11.07] So our allied Sardinian invasion plans
[01:13.52] Will fly on the sly into enemy hands
[01:15.82] Telling Adolf exactly where to go
[01:18.54] He'll go to Sardinia!
[01:19.47] Was that clear?
[01:20.37] They'll do background checks
[01:21.59] We'll get his papers set
[01:22.48] We could fake his ID
[01:23.62] You know, I'm pleased we met
[01:24.82] Jean, that's enough
[01:25.78] You need me here to pick up the slack
[01:27.68] If we could maybe get back on track
[01:29.40] We'll rewrite history, our cadaver will be
[01:31.50] As traceable and real as you or me
[01:33.96] And I trust that a body can be found
[01:36.33] That would look to an expert freshly drowned?
[01:39.26] Now that is an interesting little-
[01:41.62] That's one for you, Charles, I think
[01:43.95] Um well-
[01:44.85] I see
[01:46.08] Wait, John you wanted bold ideas
[01:48.47] This is your chance
[01:49.96] Mincemeat is the plan you've been looking for
[01:52.07] To Get us into Sicily
[01:54.06] We need to trick the Hun
[01:55.22] Get them off our tails
[01:56.41] Mincemeat is the plan that could tip the scales
[01:58.75] A Trojan Horse
[01:59.64] Or rather, Trojan corpse
[02:01.08] Right!
[02:01.35] The key to taking Sicily back by force
[02:03.59] To win the fight it must be watertight
[02:05.52] Find a body
[02:06.18] Yes Johnny
[02:07.03] Now give us the green light
[02:08.08] We've told you all you need to know
[02:10.35] So just say yes and then we'll go
[02:13.93] Fine, you have your orders
[02:16.37] What?
[02:17.18] You have your orders
[02:18.65] Yes!
[02:19.26] We have our orders
[02:20.96] Now go
[02:22.46]