Ironic - 2015 Remaster
๐ต 1562 characters
โฑ๏ธ 3:50 duration
๐ ID: 1103697
๐ Lyrics
An old man turned 98
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
And isn't it ironic?
Don't you think?
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
And who would've thought? It figures
Mr. Play-It-Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down, he thought, "Well, isn't this nice?"
And isn't it ironic?
Don't you think?
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
And who would've thought? It figures
Well, life has a funny way
Of sneaking up on you when you think everything's okay
And everything's going right
And life has a funny way
Of helping you out when you think everything's gone wrong
And everything blows up in your face
A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams and then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic?
Don't you think?
A little too ironic
And, yeah, I really do think
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
And who would've thought? It figures
And, yeah, life has a funny way
Of sneaking up on you
And life has a funny, funny way
Of helping you out
Helping you out
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
And isn't it ironic?
Don't you think?
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
And who would've thought? It figures
Mr. Play-It-Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down, he thought, "Well, isn't this nice?"
And isn't it ironic?
Don't you think?
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
And who would've thought? It figures
Well, life has a funny way
Of sneaking up on you when you think everything's okay
And everything's going right
And life has a funny way
Of helping you out when you think everything's gone wrong
And everything blows up in your face
A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams and then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic?
Don't you think?
A little too ironic
And, yeah, I really do think
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
And who would've thought? It figures
And, yeah, life has a funny way
Of sneaking up on you
And life has a funny, funny way
Of helping you out
Helping you out
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:11.21] An old man turned 98
[00:17.57] He won the lottery and died the next day
[00:22.72] It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
[00:28.43] It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
[00:33.23] And isn't it ironic?
[00:36.48] Don't you think?
[00:38.45] It's like rain on your wedding day
[00:44.39] It's a free ride when you've already paid
[00:49.74] It's the good advice that you just didn't take
[00:55.99] And who would've thought? It figures
[01:01.87] Mr. Play-It-Safe was afraid to fly
[01:06.78] He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
[01:12.28] He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
[01:18.50] And as the plane crashed down, he thought, "Well, isn't this nice?"
[01:23.83] And isn't it ironic?
[01:27.08] Don't you think?
[01:28.76] It's like rain on your wedding day
[01:34.96] It's a free ride when you've already paid
[01:40.41] It's the good advice that you just didn't take
[01:46.64] And who would've thought? It figures
[01:52.42] Well, life has a funny way
[01:54.57] Of sneaking up on you when you think everything's okay
[01:57.91] And everything's going right
[02:03.55] And life has a funny way
[02:05.68] Of helping you out when you think everything's gone wrong
[02:09.33] And everything blows up in your face
[02:15.09] A traffic jam when you're already late
[02:20.05] A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
[02:26.16] It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
[02:31.71] It's meeting the man of my dreams and then meeting his beautiful wife
[02:38.38] And isn't it ironic?
[02:41.58] Don't you think?
[02:43.59] A little too ironic
[02:47.11] And, yeah, I really do think
[02:49.30] It's like rain on your wedding day
[02:55.12] It's a free ride when you've already paid
[03:00.79] It's the good advice that you just didn't take
[03:06.96] And who would've thought? It figures
[03:16.72] And, yeah, life has a funny way
[03:20.44] Of sneaking up on you
[03:23.25] And life has a funny, funny way
[03:28.21] Of helping you out
[03:31.41] Helping you out
[03:35.45]
[00:17.57] He won the lottery and died the next day
[00:22.72] It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
[00:28.43] It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
[00:33.23] And isn't it ironic?
[00:36.48] Don't you think?
[00:38.45] It's like rain on your wedding day
[00:44.39] It's a free ride when you've already paid
[00:49.74] It's the good advice that you just didn't take
[00:55.99] And who would've thought? It figures
[01:01.87] Mr. Play-It-Safe was afraid to fly
[01:06.78] He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
[01:12.28] He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
[01:18.50] And as the plane crashed down, he thought, "Well, isn't this nice?"
[01:23.83] And isn't it ironic?
[01:27.08] Don't you think?
[01:28.76] It's like rain on your wedding day
[01:34.96] It's a free ride when you've already paid
[01:40.41] It's the good advice that you just didn't take
[01:46.64] And who would've thought? It figures
[01:52.42] Well, life has a funny way
[01:54.57] Of sneaking up on you when you think everything's okay
[01:57.91] And everything's going right
[02:03.55] And life has a funny way
[02:05.68] Of helping you out when you think everything's gone wrong
[02:09.33] And everything blows up in your face
[02:15.09] A traffic jam when you're already late
[02:20.05] A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
[02:26.16] It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
[02:31.71] It's meeting the man of my dreams and then meeting his beautiful wife
[02:38.38] And isn't it ironic?
[02:41.58] Don't you think?
[02:43.59] A little too ironic
[02:47.11] And, yeah, I really do think
[02:49.30] It's like rain on your wedding day
[02:55.12] It's a free ride when you've already paid
[03:00.79] It's the good advice that you just didn't take
[03:06.96] And who would've thought? It figures
[03:16.72] And, yeah, life has a funny way
[03:20.44] Of sneaking up on you
[03:23.25] And life has a funny, funny way
[03:28.21] Of helping you out
[03:31.41] Helping you out
[03:35.45]