Luigi's Lament 2
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Deep in the heart of Bowser's flying ship fireball dungeon, was Luigi
Oh, he'd lost everything: His mansion, his friends, his hoover,
His girlfriend to his pet dinosaur of course
But what he did have... was a guitar
It's a me, Luigi, sitting in my cell
Nothing to do but build my leg strength with these prison dumbells
And Mario was throwing, fireballs at his wall
While Toad was sewing clothes all day
and Peach was working the soil
And Yoshi was making omelettes in the kitchen
Using his own eggs no less
But I came up with a brilliant plan to Luigi us right out of this mess
It was then that Luigi decided to turn his life around
And by that I mean he took a ton of mushrooms and went plum crazy
Well I used my incredible leg strength
To kick right through the doors
And then did my signature powerful jump
And killed the guards between my quads
And then Peach received a signal, in the shape of a mustache
She crushed a Goomba with a turnip, as if she was in Smash
I'm Luigi and this is how we got free
I'm Luigi and this is how we got free
Then Yoshi started eating, the guards one at a time
And he spat them out to kill their friends
and then ate the rest alive
Then Mario ripped his clothes off, to expose his hairy back
Which showed us to the engine room, from a tattoo of a map
I'm Luigi and this is how we got free
I'm Luigi and this is how we got free
And when we reached the prison deck, Toad was in a cage
So I made Bpwser eat his nappies, in a fit of rage
And I crashed his giant death ship, into his castle home
And I walked towards the camera, whilst his family exploded
Now I've imprisoned Bowser, his life is a living hell
And every time he begs for death, I just throw him in a well
And in the well are pictures, the pictures of his wife
To remind him that his family, perished in a fire
(Maniacal laughter)
Now Bowser hears me laughing, laughing in his face
Well that's when Luigi started to go off the deep end
He'd been in that prison for far too long
And vengeance had poisoned his mind
And sure enough, one day-Wait, wait, wait, wait, Yoshi you can-a talk?
Oh, he'd lost everything: His mansion, his friends, his hoover,
His girlfriend to his pet dinosaur of course
But what he did have... was a guitar
It's a me, Luigi, sitting in my cell
Nothing to do but build my leg strength with these prison dumbells
And Mario was throwing, fireballs at his wall
While Toad was sewing clothes all day
and Peach was working the soil
And Yoshi was making omelettes in the kitchen
Using his own eggs no less
But I came up with a brilliant plan to Luigi us right out of this mess
It was then that Luigi decided to turn his life around
And by that I mean he took a ton of mushrooms and went plum crazy
Well I used my incredible leg strength
To kick right through the doors
And then did my signature powerful jump
And killed the guards between my quads
And then Peach received a signal, in the shape of a mustache
She crushed a Goomba with a turnip, as if she was in Smash
I'm Luigi and this is how we got free
I'm Luigi and this is how we got free
Then Yoshi started eating, the guards one at a time
And he spat them out to kill their friends
and then ate the rest alive
Then Mario ripped his clothes off, to expose his hairy back
Which showed us to the engine room, from a tattoo of a map
I'm Luigi and this is how we got free
I'm Luigi and this is how we got free
And when we reached the prison deck, Toad was in a cage
So I made Bpwser eat his nappies, in a fit of rage
And I crashed his giant death ship, into his castle home
And I walked towards the camera, whilst his family exploded
Now I've imprisoned Bowser, his life is a living hell
And every time he begs for death, I just throw him in a well
And in the well are pictures, the pictures of his wife
To remind him that his family, perished in a fire
(Maniacal laughter)
Now Bowser hears me laughing, laughing in his face
Well that's when Luigi started to go off the deep end
He'd been in that prison for far too long
And vengeance had poisoned his mind
And sure enough, one day-Wait, wait, wait, wait, Yoshi you can-a talk?