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I used to have a skateboard, but I couldn't proper gnarly
Away, haul away, haul away Joe
Then I had a Vespa – That thing blew up down College Road
Away, haul away, haul away Joe

Away, haul away, haul away – Walk me through the car wash
Away, haul away, haul away Joe
Away, haul away, haul away – Think I've lost me marbles
Away, haul away, haul away Joe

I used to have a Bedford van, that got nicked one winter's night
Away, haul away, haul away Joe
Then I had a Renault - Turned out it was a piece of shite
Away, haul away, haul away Joe

Away, haul away, haul away – Walk me through the car wash
Away, haul away, haul away Joe
Away, haul away, haul away – Think I've lost me marbles
Away, haul away, haul away Joe

Louis was the King of France, before the Revolution
Away, haul away, haul away Joe
Then he had his head chopped off – It spoiled his constitution
Away, haul away, haul away Joe

Away, haul away, haul away – Walk me through the car wash
Away, haul away, haul away Joe
Away, haul away, haul away – Think I've lost me marbles
Away, haul away, haul away Joe