Two Trucks - Bonus Track

Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex

Two pickup trucks
Making love
American made
Built Ford tough
Two beautiful murder machines
American angels in the sky
Grown men cry

Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (uh), my muscles (uh)
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (uh) my muscles (uh)
Involuntarily flex

Right by my side
There's ZZ Top
And Robert Z'Dar
From Maniac Cop One, Two and Three
This barbecue could bring you to your knees
And so could these two trucks

Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
Is more than I can withstand
Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
My big fat heart expands

Two pickup trucks
One cylinder block
Crush my body like a rock
So beautiful
No stars tonight
Just fireworks and eagles in the sky
The founding fathers cry

Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (uh) my muscles (uh)
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (uh) my muscles (uh)
Involuntarily (huh) flex
Yeah, yeah, yeah, ah-ah-ha-ha-ha, ah-ah

Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex

Hi there Neil, I've been trying to get in contact with you
For the past 7 months now but
All my e-mails have gone unresponded so
I thought the best way to get a message
To you, was to put it in the end of an hour and a half cover album
Uh, but anyway, all I really wanted to say is thank you
Thank you so much for
All of the stuff you've been putting on the internet
For the past 20 years, everything from Lemon Demon
To Potter Puppet Pals, to New Kids on the Rock
To Guaranteed Video, to windows 95 Tips, Tricks, and Tweaks
You know, and all the little crazy websites like that
You've been hiding around the webs
Uh, it's all spectacular stuff
And you know perhaps Two Trucks isn't the best example of that
But, it's what makes you unique, Neil
Uh, the more I learn about you and the more I see from you
The more I love you and the more I wanna make art
That is as amazing as yours, speaking of which
I hope you've been enjoying this album so far
And that it's been to your liking
And the arrangements weren't too crazy for ya
Uh but, we've got one more track after this
It's a classic, Uh but first, I gotta shred

Two trucks (having sex)
Two trucks (having sex)
Two trucks (having sex, having sex, having sex)
Two trucks (having sex)
Two trucks (having sex)
Two trucks (having sex, having sex, having sex)