Cop Song

[00:01.83] Lockstock
[00:02.24] If there's one thing I've learned in my many years of enforcing the laws
[00:04.14] of this city, it's that the journey down to Urinetown offers no
[00:06.92] surprises. Not even from the very toughest amongst us. On that journey
[00:12.07] expect only the expected.
[00:17.09] It's a hard, cold, tumble of a journey
[00:19.40] Worthy of a gurney, a bumble down
[00:21.64] A slapped face, smacked with a mace
[00:24.00] Certain to debase is our stumble down
[00:26.07] It's a path that leads you only one place
[00:28.46] Horrible to retrace, a crumble down
[00:30.57] A hard, cold, tumble of a tourney
[00:32.87] Jumble of a journey to Urinetown
[00:35.04] Lockstock and Barrel
[00:35.20] Julie Cassidy
[00:37.33] Went to a field behind a tree
[00:39.61] Saw there was no one who could see
[00:41.42] Lockstock
[00:41.63] Her pee -
[00:42.64] Barrel
[00:42.74] Lockstock and Barrel
[00:42.91] And Jacob Rosenblum
[00:46.36] Thought he was safe up in his room
[00:48.68] Didn't know the jars he kept up there
[00:50.56] Would obligate a trip to Urine-tomb!
[00:56.39] Lockstock
[00:56.57] There are those who think our
[00:58.15] Methods vicious -
[00:59.28] Barrel
[00:59.44] Overly malicious -
[01:00.22] Lockstock
[01:00.32] A bunch of brutes, but it's we who
[01:02.68] Gather for the people -
[01:03.37] Barrel
[01:03.44] Tavern to the steeple -
[01:04.66] Lockstock
[01:04.86] Lawful fruits!
[01:05.94] Our task: bring a little order -
[01:07.90] Barrel
[01:08.06] Swindle out a hoarder -
[01:09.01] Lockstock
[01:09.17] From what he loots, as the book says
[01:11.43] "Certainly a season" -
[01:12.49] Barrel
[01:12.51] Trample out a treason -
[01:13.24] All
[01:13.42] With hobnail boots!
[01:14.61] Roger Roosevelt
[01:17.06] Kept a cup below his belt
[01:19.36] Cup ran over when he knelt
[01:21.25] Lockstock
[01:21.31] He smelt -
[01:22.27] Barrel
[01:22.42] We dealt!
[01:23.29] All
[01:23.33] And Joseph "Old Man" Strong
[01:25.82] Held his pee for much too long
[01:27.97] Hoped his son might bail him out
[01:29.89] His guess was good but also wrong!
[01:35.90] Lockstock
[01:36.11] Years past all lived in a jungle
[01:38.32] Scooping out a bungle, nature's bowl
[01:40.92] Life of constant deprivation
[01:43.10] Certain aggravation took its toll
[01:45.49] Soon learned power of the truncheon
[01:47.56] Organize a function king to pawn
[01:49.96] So if peace is what you're after
[01:53.34] Urinetown's the rafter to hang it on!
[02:00.91] Girl Cop 1
[02:01.17] Julie Cassidy -
[02:05.71] Boy Cop 1
[02:05.82] Jacob Rosenbloom -
[02:10.34] Boy Cop 2
[02:10.54] Roger Roosevelt -
[02:11.41] Boy Cop 1
[02:11.55] Jacob Rosenbloom -
[02:13.38] Girl Cop 1
[02:13.53] Julie Cassidy -
[02:14.56] Boy Cop 3
[02:14.65] Joseph Old Man Strong -
[02:17.59] Lockstock and Barrel
[02:17.72] Don't be like them! Don't be like them!
[02:21.26] Lockstock
[02:21.47] It's a hard, cold,
[02:22.76] Tumble of a journey
[02:23.96] Worthy of a gurney,
[02:24.80] A bumble down
[02:26.07] A slapped face,
[02:27.03] Smacked with a mace
[02:28.20] Certain to debase
[02:29.17] Is our stumble down Female Cops
[02:30.25] It's a hard, cold,
[02:30.62] Tumble of a journey
[02:31.00] Worthy of a gurney,
[02:31.25] A bumble down
[02:31.42] A slapped face,
[02:31.77] Smacked with a mace
[02:31.81] Certain to debase Male Cops
[02:33.06] It's a hard, cold,
[02:33.38] Tumble of a journey
[02:33.69] Worthy of a gurney,
[02:33.98] A bumble down
[02:34.10] A slapped face,
[02:34.33] Smacked with a mace
[02:35.61] All
[02:35.81] It's a path that leads you only one place
[02:36.29] Horrible to retrace, a crumble down
[02:36.70] A hard, cold, tumble of a tourney
[02:37.85] Jumble of a journey to Urinetown!
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