I'm Not Hungry (I'm Just Bored)

I'm not hungry, I'm just bored
I'm not gettin' gains, you can rest assured
This is darkness!
This is dying inside!
I search for the light but I can only find Triscuits!

I'm not snacking, I'm just sad! (I'm just sad!)
This ain't tasty, I just have
Nothing else to do, than be alone with food
Can somebody please
Release me from my misery!

And maybe bring some more doughnuts