Gym Bro Betrayal

Put down your protein, and look me in the eyes
Have you been hittin' thighs with some other guys?
You've been just hittin' when I'm not around
I need you to spot me, for this breakdown

It goes cry, cry, cry, five sets of three
With a superset of tears runnin' down my cheek
With a hell week of despair and gloom
If you can't make it to the gym, you can do it in your room

So why, 47 times, you did bis, traps, and tris with another man
I can't respect that behavior
It seems that our relationship has repped to failure

I couldn't face you, I couldn't say
That my muscles weren't sore at the end of the day
You lift too light, it wasn't enough
I need the kind of bros gonna make me buff

So goodbye (goodbye!)
Farewell friend
Together, we'll never skip legs again
Tomorrow, feel the sorrow of a maxed-out heart
When it comes to sadness, we've hit a new P.R.