Everybody's Gonna Have Sex 2nite (Christian Edit)

(Everybody)
(Everybody)
(Everybody)
(Everybody)
Everybody's gonna have sex tonight (sex tonight)
As long as you're having it with your wife (with your wife)
And as long as your wife wants to have some sex
'Cause if not, better put your ass to bed

Everybody go and grab your mans right now (right now, say)
Say "sex me, Daddy, 'til the baby comes out" (ay)
But only when our income is stable as shit
And when that baby comes you better baptise it (Listen to me now)
Girl, (Girl) I wanna sex you (i wanna sex you)
'Cause you're my fucking partner for life, oh
The whole point of getting married
Was so I could sex you right all night
Now when we have the sex
We can do it all guilt free (freaky)
'Cause we donated, and volunteered, and fed the poor
My man Jesus wont be mad when you lock the door
So go and lock the door

Everybody (yo) everybody
Everybody (I can't fucking read), everybody
If you need the sweet seed of a certified G
But still need the clean gleam of a certified ring
She a saint in the streets and a saint in the sheets
You better bet I locked it down for eternity
I'm gonna make you scream my name so loud
In a far off place, no one's around
Cause I still feel shameful, yes I do
Still gonna make you have five orgasms
Your legs shaking as I go down
Ain't a one night stand, I'ma be around
Make you swear I'm the man who invented sex
But it cant be true, I was a virgin until I met you
Everybody
Everybody
Everybody
Everybody