Death Death (Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil Song)

[00:00.86] My granny while on her death bed
[00:05.37] She turned and said to me
[00:09.22] "Why must you view life so morbidly?
[00:14.26] I tried to teach you right
[00:18.14] But somewhere I went wrong
[00:22.29] 'Cuz you sang those
[00:23.63] Death death devil devil evil evil songs"
[00:28.72] When six pallbearers put her down
[00:31.93] And laid her body in the ground
[00:35.75] My eyes were wet
[00:37.95] My face was very long
[00:42.28] The pastor said "son here you are
[00:45.83] Won't you please take this guitar
[00:50.27] Sing dearly departed Granny one last song"
[00:55.43] And I sang death death
[00:59.24] Devil devil devil devil
[01:00.34] Evil evil evil evil songs
[01:03.01] Hell you know that's how I get along
[01:06.45] The world is full of tragedies
[01:09.13] So how can it be wrong?
[01:11.85] Singing death death death death
[01:13.24] Devil devil evil evil songs
[01:17.07] Well I was shopping at Hot Topic
[01:22.67] And I was walking out the door
[01:28.05] When two dumb jocks came up to me
[01:30.04] They said "Hey fag it ain't Halloween"
[01:32.74] And they kicked my lipstick to the floor
[01:36.39] And I sang death death
[01:38.45] Devil devil devil devil
[01:39.64] Evil evil evil evil songs
[01:42.28] Hell you know that's how I get along
[01:44.96] The world is full of idiots
[01:48.64] So how can it be wrong?
[01:50.61] Singing death death death death
[01:52.44] Devil devil evil evil songs
[01:57.34] Well I went down to church on Sunday
[02:01.33] I sat up front in a pew
[02:06.16] The priest said "Jesus and Mary too
[02:09.46] Son what the devils got into you?
[02:11.66] Get up and sing a hymn or two"
[02:15.91] And I sang death death
[02:17.33] Devil devil devil devil
[02:18.64] Evil evil evil evil songs
[02:21.44] And you know that's how I get along
[02:24.12] The world's full of hypocrisies
[02:27.64] So how can it be wrong?
[02:29.88] Singing death death death death
[02:31.49] Devil devil evil evil songs
[02:36.28] I was invited to the White House
[02:41.01] The president pulled me aside
[02:45.03] He said "Son sing us a song of peace
[02:48.42] For those evil doers in the Middle East"
[02:51.12] I rolled my eyes and kicked this rhyme
[02:54.39] And I sang death death
[02:56.82] Devil devil devil devil
[02:57.76] Evil evil evil evil songs
[03:00.53] And you know that's how I get along
[03:04.77] The world is full of W's
[03:07.53] So how can it be wrong?
[03:09.18] Singing death death death death
[03:11.02] Devil devil evil evil songs
[03:14.74] Well then I died and went to Hell
[03:22.86] I could tell right away by the awful smell
[03:27.75] That this was clearly not the pearly gates
[03:32.82] The devil said "come here young man
[03:37.02] My wife and I are your biggest fans"
[03:42.13] So naturally I felt I had it made
[03:46.52] Well then he reached into an iron chest
[03:52.09] And he picked a tool that he felt was best
[03:57.46] Then he jabbed me in the shlong
[04:01.03] With a pitchfork that had sharpened prongs
[04:05.68] He turned to me and winked and sang this song
[04:09.64] He sang death death
[04:12.07] Devil devil devil devil
[04:13.18] Evil evil evil evil songs
[04:16.13] Yeah I know that's how you got along
[04:19.32] I find your song hilarious
[04:22.07] But now your soul's precarious
[04:26.87] Singing your death death death death
[04:29.61] Devil devil evil evil songs
[04:31.26] I'm just kidding kid
[04:33.66] Welcome to Hell
[04:35.03] Enjoy the buffet
[04:37.15] Death death
[04:37.94] Devil devil devil devil
[04:39.25] Evil evil evil evil songs
[04:40.63] And you know that's how we got along
[04:44.84] The world is full of sinners
[04:47.67] So how can it be wrong?
[04:50.17] Singing death death death death
[04:51.96] Devil devil evil evil songs
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